The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Wednesday, March 18, 2009

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

You should work on developing an official seal for the TOTUS.

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

Give it the POTUS office - Obamie ain’t usin it.

[RasterMaster]

:-D

[Roccus]

I thought the buck a year was his salary.

[RSmithOpt]

re 214: LMAO!!! tu-tu-toTUS...tu-tu-toTUS

NO DISASSEMBLE! NO DISASSEMBLE!:

[ReneeLynn]

Yep, exactly what I said on the thread about this idiotic expedition. Thx, Rush.

[Recovering_Democrat]

Rush's best line of the day so far: calling Hussein "TOTUS"! bwa ha ha ha ha ha!

[RSmithOpt]

That’s what the books are showing and the public being told......ya think maybe some of that $62 billion AIG sent to a specific foreign bank (one of the smaller ones) doesn’t have a Liddy number on it? Do not kid yourself.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Send that one to Mr. Shanklin’s inbox...RFLOL

[Recovering_Democrat]

Not a seal, but I threw this together...maybe official portrait?

[Recovering_Democrat]

Sweet.

[RSmithOpt]

Can you add a ‘pick your nose’ to one of the tele screens?

[rightwingintelligentsia]

ROFL!

[RasterMaster]

[RSmithOpt]

Agree...love your pic!! RUSH is way cool...hopefully he will continue to 'take the gloves off' with fact to expose the corruption in the federal.

I occasionally have to work (for 5-10 minutes at a time) in a walk-in at -40ºC - optical cable testing....yes it is cold...coat and jeans only no gloves!

[wrighter]

-40F = -40C

[rightwingintelligentsia]

That’s great!

[RSmithOpt]

Be My Guest...(I don’t have the email address handy)

[RSmithOpt]

I think RUSH has read the thread today......He wants the tele-oprompter to fail too! LOL!!

[RSmithOpt]

No kiddin'---LOL!!! I've been having to walk into that walk-in since 1984.....add a 15 mph breeze from the chamber circulating fan to that -40C...what's the wind chill??

It freezes the moisture in my nostrils in 3 minutes.