Posted on 03/18/2009 8:17:13 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I can’t remember the name of the movie...but I am going to post this anyway. There was an early 90s movie, with a computer/robot thingy...named ‘Number Five.’ When (surprise) the gov’t tried to get the rogue robot back into line...the ‘bot’s response was ‘non to disassemble number five.’ I am waiting for a TofUS meltdown like that ;)
“Short Circuit”
Liddy signed on for a buck a year plus bonus. Just can’t see him falling on his sword for $1 US.....but hey, whaddo I know?
You knew about this... right?
http://astuteblogger.blogspot.com/2009/03/obama-wont-let-bibis-national-security.html
I hope no one challenges Tim Geitner to a duel.
As far as DC Crooks are talking: “NO DISASSEMBLE!! NO DISASSEMBLE!! ALL LIARS ARE ALIVE!!”
Hamilton...Giethner.....well, they both wear wigs don’t they?
Rush’s interview of the teleprompter is HILARIOUS!!!
He'd prolly cry if someone did.
The question is...does Rush want the teleprompter to succeed and Obama to fail or does he want Obama to succeed and the teleprompter to fail?
Yep - TOTUS - bwaaaahahaha
Excellent question!
No, but not suprised since DUH-bama came out right off the bat in the hip pocket of Hamas.
Thanks for the movie info...Not to disassemble TotUS; not to dissemble TotUS...
The teleprompter must fail!
it would not surprise me either.
Hopefully, citizens will wake up now as to how the mess started (Carter), how is was further fueled (Klintoon), and how it was tried to have been stopped (Bush & McCain) and who blocked it all (Dodd, Fwrank, Gorelick, Rains, Johnson, etc) and how 0 received Fannie / Freddie monies, and how AIG and others were forced to eat toxic loans repackaged by Raines and ilk, then somehow rated AAA.
Add W's and the GOP's (Congress's up till 2006) blind eye to illegal immigration (open borders especially after 9/11) and no doc loans to an estimated 5 million illegals.
The money has already been skimmed.
Egghead alert! Rush practicing jujitsu on Dems, giving them back some of their own populism, talking about elitists with contempt for the common folk.
They’ll have to create another office that doesn’t exist....OFFICE OF THE TELEPROMPTER OF THE USURPER IN CHIEF.
If the Dems change the rules to exempt the Pubbies then they better rethink it because when the tsunami washes the Dems out of congress these same rules can be used against them.
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