Posted on 03/17/2009 8:34:05 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I spit my coffee out yesterday when Obama coughed and Rush quietly said: “The teleprompter just told him to cough”.
LOL!
I don’t get it Rush, I doubt many people are upset with the bonuses, they’re pissed about the bailouts to begin with. What a distraction. While we’re looking here O takes guns out of planes, nobody notices. I know you get it Rush but shine the light where it belongs.
The guy with the Vlad Dracula accent is hilarious.
God, nothing would please me more than to have every incumbent in the House lose their race next year.
Grassley, just STFU
LMAO!
Amen! If the rest of us have to put up with wage freezes, etc. so should they since they directly caused this mess.
Schumer noted that AIG lost nearly $100 billion last year and is now being propped up by U.S. taxpayer funds. Providing performance bonuses to employees “Defines Alice in wonderland business practices ... it boggles the mind.”
LOL!
McConnell: AIG Bonuses ‘appalling’
from the Office of Senator Mitch McConnell
Monday, March 16, 2009
‘Going forward, the American people need to have complete certainty that taxpayer money is not wasted in this way again’
WASHINGTON, DC – U.S. Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell made the following statement Monday regarding AIG:
“Many of us were outraged over the weekend to learn that AIG, which has already received nearly $175 billion from the American taxpayer, is planning to hand out $165 million in bonuses to its employees. This is appalling — and it’s particularly disturbing given the fact that I sent a letter to Secretary Paulson more than five months ago insisting that if taxpayers were going to help private businesses, then the Treasury would need to use its ‘full enforcement powers to prevent any misuse of taxpayer funds.’
“It is my hope that the Administration gets the message from the taxpayers on this issue. Going forward, the American people need to have complete certainty that taxpayer money is not wasted in this way again. It’s my hope that the Administration will continue to press AIG on these bonuses, and that it will pursue any and all lawful means of recovering these payments to the very people who were responsible for getting us into this mess.”
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" CALIFORNIA Democrat Tom Lantos announced Wednesday that he will retire from Congress at the end of his term to concentrate on the newest battle of his courageous career: fighting cancer. We received this news with sadness, yet we know that if anyone can go one on one with cancer and win, it is Lantos.
Few members of Congress have been as passionately pro-American as the remarkable Tom Lantos. At age 16 he fled the Nazis, twice escaping labor camps after the invasion of his native Budapest. After teaching economics for 30 years at San Francisco State University, in 1980 he decided to run for Congress against an incumbent Republican so formidable that no other Democrat would take him on.
lol I did too! lol
For those who want to wash the image of Barney Frank out of their mind.
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