Posted on 03/17/2009 8:34:05 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
So that’s the one that saves water? I have a Whirlpool that does the same thing and I love it. I think you will be very pleased.
So his highness is havin’ a party is he? Well, bless me lucky charms. But as Rahm O’Manuel always says, never let a crisis get in the way of a party.
I demand that congress raises be rescinded.....
Members of Congress Due to Award Themselves $4,700 Raise in 2009
Big time distraction
What a Kabuki theater we have in DC :-(
WMAL internet stream
Chris Dodd: Oh, so you want bonuses do you? No problem lads, ye can have your bonuses. (Whistling and waiting for them to get their bonuses) Now that your have your bonuses, we’re going to tax you 60% on them. GOTCHA! (Dodd dances a jig and downs a pint of green beer and laughs hysterically)
Kabuki Theater?? More like a cheap carnical sideshow.....
Internet...just renewed a few days ago, got 2 years of Rush 24/7 for $74.90. I think it is $50.00 for a year.
I’d love to see SNL interview Obama’s teleprompter.
Bestiality is legal in Florida?
Well, that explains the high Muslim population.
Only if you use a Montana Stick.
No wonder the Tea Party Movement is gathering steam.
How’s that saying go, “Better to be thought a fool than speak and confirm it.”
We have some real winners for reps here in Florida, plus we have Charlie Crist to boot ...
Per Rush just now, some State Senator from Miami thought that “legislation regarding “animal husbandry” had to do with people taking animals as “husbands”.
She is probably among other ignorant, undereducated elected officials and their constituents who believe that anyone who uses the word, “niggardly”, is a racist.
U.S. House bill would slap surtax on AIG bonuses
WASHINGTON, March 17 (Reuters) - A Democratic U.S. congressman said on Tuesday he has introduced a bill that would slap a 60 percent surtax on large bonuses to be paid to executives at bailed-out insurer American International Group Inc (AIG.N).
Michigan Democratic Rep. Gary Peters introduced the bill and has picked up five co-sponsors. He said in a statement that the bill would "create a 60 percent surtax on bonuses over $10,000 to any company in which the U.S. government has a 79 percent or greater equity stake in the company. Currently, AIG is the only company that meets this threshold."
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