Posted on 03/17/2009 8:34:05 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
JournoList: Inside the echo chamber
Politico ^ | 03/16/2009 | Free America
For the past two years, several hundred left-leaning bloggers, political reporters, magazine writers, policy wonks and academics have talked stories and compared notes in an off-the-record online meeting space called JournoList.
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Nastia next time would be awesome.
American Idol did something where the judges could save one person which I think is silly. I think these shows should work in reverse. Viewers vote before judges reveal their scores; or something. Judges should have final say.
I haven’t bought an American car in a long time. They just aren’t as good anymore and I won’t “buy American” if its isn’t quality.
Love your tagline!
FORD= Found on Road Dead
or F*cked over Rebult Dodge
I remember the second one.
Malally is going to “Dixie Chick” Ford if he doesn’t keep his mouth shut.
Knocking on Heaven's Door, Guns and Roses Live @ the Freddie Mercury tribute
I prefer the Guns & Roses version.
bob dylan is a brilliant songwriter- but oooo lawdy he IS painful to listen too. All nasally up the nasal.
Thank you for that. It’s great to be here! I can breathe for the first time since the O took office......actually I should rephrase that to, when he “took the country”! I’ve been on life support!!!!!
Look at #196
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