The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Tuesday, March 17, 2009

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[gwilhelm56]

Members of Congress Due to Award Themselves

$4,700 Raise

BONUSES

sorry ...couldn't resist!

[Clint N. Suhks]

I'm with you, Shawn is my first choice. But the judges are
unfairly giving her poor scores. Melissa is my next choice
if only so Tony can finally get a chance to win.

[Tamar1973]

I'd rather have this dance partner.

[ReneeLynn]

This administration and it’s congressional minions get more despicable every day.

[tamerakitten]

I’m also enjoy Steve Woz— he’s absolutely awful as a dancer, but he tries so hard and seems to be having a blast.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Looks like he’s getting a little long in the tooth.

[curth]

What’s Sean Lennon have to do with anything?

[RasterMaster]

What were the DUmocrats screaming at oil execs last fall over....obscene profits???

[Tamar1973]

He’s younger than you! LOL! ; )

[Tamar1973]

Look at my tagline for the clue. ; )

[PogySailor]

Kinda disappointed in the judges this year. Couldn’t belive they scored Julianne and Chuck as high as they did. He’d didn’t DO anything but twirl her.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I think Shawn’s problem with the judges/low scores may be related to the same problem she had in gymnastics. Even though she would perform flawlessly, she’d get lower scores than someone with a different body frame. She’s built short and chunky (She isn’t chunky, but she appears a little meaty because of her body frame); and it gives the appearance of being uncoordinated, despite the fact she is doing things normal people can’t do. :) I just hope Denise Richards goes home soon; I don’t like her.

I like Chuck Wicks, LT, and Ty Murray on the guys side.

[RasterMaster]

Only one letter difference....

[Tamar1973]

“I make this look easy but don’t try this at home!”-—Rush

[Clint N. Suhks]

The Ewok must go!

[Tamar1973]

Scary but true!

[RasterMaster]

[Tamar1973]

Rush discussing 24 now! I don’t watch it until it comes out on DVD.

[Tamar1973]

“I am Jack Bauer with my own government coming after me.”—Rush

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Rush is Jack Bauer!!