Could have been much much worse.
Posted on 03/16/2009 12:16:42 PM PDT by presidio9
Dora the Explorer is great. I’d prefer they didn’t mess with it?
I predict my son will like the “new” Dora better.
Dora was designed to make Illegals more acceptable to Americans.
Could have been much much worse.
Dora is idiotic. I hate the fact that it draws my daughter’s attention. I try to avoid having her it.
Here’s a pseudo-script:
(NOTE: Dora is on the verge of yelling EVERY line.)
Dora: We need to go to Grandma’s house to get some cookies. Let’s ask Map how to get there. Everyone say “Map.” Louder! “MAP!” LOUDER! “MAAAAAAAP!”
(inane map song)
Dora: Look, to get to Grandma’s house, Map says we need to go around the muddy-mud, over the hilly-hills, and past the rocky-rocks. Yes, I’m so incredibly creative that EVERYTHING is described with the adjective form of itself.
(Some stupid monkey shows up and sings a stupid song.)
Dora: Look - it’s the muddy-mud! How will we get past it? [Short pause.] I know, let’s - *gasp* - WALK AROUND IT! [Wow - Dora’s problem solving skills are off the chart!] Can you HELP me walk around the muddy-mud? Say “camina!” [Because you can only do something as simple as walking if you first say the word in Spanish.] Louder! CAMINA! LOUDER GRINGO! CAAAAAAMIIIIIINAAAAA!
And so forth. Sigh...
Dora is an illigal alien, an undocumented!
"Asking" map doesn't sound like it teaches any skills. Plenty of people "ask" Mapquest, Rand McNally, or other sites.
But ask those same kids/adults to find a street on a map and you may have better luck getting them to properly fold the map back up.
I suppose that along with ‘cougar’ Barbie we’ll soon have the same with Dora.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjDmCEJokZs - [cache] - Live
Not an anchor?
Map Song
If there’s a place you got to go
I’m the one you need to know
I’m the Map
I’m the Map
I’m the Map
If there’s a place you got to get
I can get you there I bet
I’m the Map
I’m the Map
I’m the Map
I’m the Map
I’m the Map
I’m the Map
I’m the Map
I’m the Map
I’m the Map
I’m the Map
I’m the Map
I’m the Map
(yes, 12 times)
I keep waiting to hear directions from the map that go like this:
First swim across the big river.
Then go through the desert.
Then we get to America!
I agree. I feel like starting a group called “leave Dora alone”.
>> This new Dora appeared to have long flowing hair, and was wearing what seemed a scanty skirt, emphasizing her long, shapely legs.
Good grief. That’s “sexed up”, streetwalker, etc? Its a shirt, not a skirt. My 4-year-old daughter has several, and they’re not at all revealing. And, as fathers go, I’m pretty hard on my little girl regarding her wardrobe.
SnakeDoc
Now that’s funny right there...
What struck me is that Dora is going to teach them to be “enviomentalists”. How awful is that? She’ll probably be talking about “gorebul warming”.
Nik and Disney are the devil to young kids....
And their poor parents.
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