Insemination fight ends in wife's arrest

Berkshire Eagle ^ | March 12, 2009 | Conor Berry

[jonno]

He be who?
8^)

[csvset]

Police also confiscated the container of semen and some aluminum foil, which was originally used to hold the semen.

Aluminum foil !?!

[Farmer Dean]

Maybe she gave her brother a “helping hand”.

[Grampa Dave]

I be short one cup of coffee.

[bitterohiogunclinger]

“Police also confiscated the container of semen and some aluminum foil, which was originally used to hold the semen.”
I'm just guessing here, but I envision some heated discussion over just who was going to do the confiscating, reemphasizing the seniority rules.

[jprobst]

“Police also confiscated the container of semen and some aluminum foil, which was originally used to hold the semen. Nicholas Lighten, Stephanie Lighten’s brother, was the donor, according to police.”
I must be missing something here.

[Troy McGreggor]

Its pretty obvious that she has a penis fetish and desires nothing more than to impregnate a female, as an expression of dominance(in her mind). She probably has self esteem issues and is very insecure about her role as a woman. She is most likely fearful of men while behaving in a way she thinks is ‘macho’ or ‘aggressive’ towards them, while they are amused by her imitation of a man.

The easiest way to shut a militant butch lesbo down hard is to challenge her to a wrestling match. Once you spladle them, they suddenly become much more docile. Most women are completely unaware of how much stronger men really are.

[rlmorel]

Too Late!

[rlmorel]

"...I must be missing something here..."

ROTFLMAO!

I have a suspicion you aren't missing ANYTHING here...

[rlmorel]

I think THIS has more perspective...

[exit82]

The moral of the story is:

1) Don’t bring a turkey baster to a cockfight.

2) A husband is more than having a baster.

3) A brother in the hand is worth two in the bush.

4) Aluminum foil in time saves nine.

[Lockbox]

I wonder if her brother will be charged.

coconspirator?

[OldMagazine]

I now pronounce you husb..... er .... ah ... wife and wife.

[dennisw]

Northampton always was...P'Town for girls.

Very famous women's colleges there called the seven sisters. You get snowed in and nature takes its course for those so inclined. That lesbian reputation goes back for decades

[dennisw]

Yeah but does she have a mullet haircut?

[Pearls Before Swine]

Basters gone wild.

[kalee]

Back together tonight and having a baby before long, I’m sure.

[kalee]

From the article...Detective Thomas H. Harrington said Jennifer Lighten declined “to go forward with charges of assault with intent to rape” because she did not believe “Stephanie was going to sexually assault her with the syringe.” However, Harrington informed the alleged victim that attempted rape charges could be filed if she changes her mind.

And the judge told Stephanie to “refrain from abuse” pending the trial.

[Max in Utah]

“But I only wanted to make a baby!!!” she ejaculated.

[seemoAR]

If this plan had worked, would the brother have to pay child support?