Posted on 03/14/2009 4:48:22 AM PDT by RU88
PITTSFIELD A woman who allegedly intended to artificially inseminate her wife with her brother's semen has been charged with domestic assault and battery. Pittsfield police responded to a call shortly before 4:30 p.m. Tuesday in the city's Morningside neighborhood, where the assault allegedly occurred.
Stephanie K. Lighten, 26, was released on personal recognizance after denying the allegations in Central Berkshire District Court Wednesday morning.
Jennifer A. Lighten, 33, told police that Stephanie Lighten, her wife, was "all liquored up" when she returned to their Lincoln Street apartment, where the defendant then allegedly tried to use a syringe to inseminate her, according to a police report.
Jennifer told investigating officers that Stephanie "has been talking about trying to impregnate (her) for some time," police said.
According to a report by Pittsfield Police Officer Kipp D. Steinman: "Jennifer said that Stephanie had a 'turkey baster and her brother's semen in a sealed container.' Jennifer said she told Stephanie that she didn't want to get pregnant." The device was actually a large syringe with a catheter tip, police said, and it was still in its original package when officers confiscated the item.
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He be who?
8^)
Aluminum foil !?!
Maybe she gave her brother a “helping hand”.
I be short one cup of coffee.
“Police also confiscated the container of semen and some aluminum foil, which was originally used to hold the semen. Nicholas Lighten, Stephanie Lighten’s brother, was the donor, according to police.”
I must be missing something here.
Its pretty obvious that she has a penis fetish and desires nothing more than to impregnate a female, as an expression of dominance(in her mind). She probably has self esteem issues and is very insecure about her role as a woman. She is most likely fearful of men while behaving in a way she thinks is ‘macho’ or ‘aggressive’ towards them, while they are amused by her imitation of a man.
The easiest way to shut a militant butch lesbo down hard is to challenge her to a wrestling match. Once you spladle them, they suddenly become much more docile. Most women are completely unaware of how much stronger men really are.
Too Late!
ROTFLMAO!
I have a suspicion you aren't missing ANYTHING here...
I think THIS has more perspective...
The moral of the story is:
1) Don’t bring a turkey baster to a cockfight.
2) A husband is more than having a baster.
3) A brother in the hand is worth two in the bush.
4) Aluminum foil in time saves nine.
coconspirator?
I now pronounce you husb..... er .... ah ... wife and wife.
Very famous women's colleges there called the seven sisters. You get snowed in and nature takes its course for those so inclined. That lesbian reputation goes back for decades
Yeah but does she have a mullet haircut?
Basters gone wild.
Back together tonight and having a baby before long, I’m sure.
From the article...Detective Thomas H. Harrington said Jennifer Lighten declined “to go forward with charges of assault with intent to rape” because she did not believe “Stephanie was going to sexually assault her with the syringe.” However, Harrington informed the alleged victim that attempted rape charges could be filed if she changes her mind.
And the judge told Stephanie to “refrain from abuse” pending the trial.
“But I only wanted to make a baby!!!” she ejaculated.
If this plan had worked, would the brother have to pay child support?
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