[csvset]

Police also confiscated the container of semen and some aluminum foil, which was originally used to hold the semen.

Aluminum foil !?!

[bitterohiogunclinger]

“Police also confiscated the container of semen and some aluminum foil, which was originally used to hold the semen.”
I'm just guessing here, but I envision some heated discussion over just who was going to do the confiscating, reemphasizing the seniority rules.