Posted on 03/13/2009 8:09:41 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
PITTSFIELD — A woman who allegedly intended to artificially inseminate her wife with her brother's semen has been charged with domestic assault and battery. Pittsfield police responded to a call shortly before 4:30 p.m. Tuesday in the city's Morningside neighborhood, where the assault allegedly occurred.
Stephanie K. Lighten, 26, was released on personal recognizance after denying the allegations in Central Berkshire District Court Wednesday morning.
Jennifer A. Lighten, 33, told police that Stephanie Lighten, her wife, was "all liquored up" when she returned to their Lincoln Street apartment, where the defendant then allegedly tried to use a syringe to inseminate her, according to a police report.
Jennifer told investigating officers that Stephanie "has been talking about trying to impregnate (her) for some time," police said.
According to a report by Pittsfield Police Officer Kipp D. Steinman: "Jennifer said that Stephanie had a 'turkey baster and her brother's semen in a sealed container.' Jennifer said she told Stephanie that she didn't want to get pregnant." The device was actually a large syringe with a catheter tip, police said, and it was still in its original package when officers confiscated the item.
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HER wife?
Sorry. No.
Proof that homosexuality is a mental disorder as correctly diagnosed by doctors until 1973.
Ahhhhhhh.... so which one is the wife?
I didn’t know Pennsylvannia recognized homosexual marriages or this just the media trying to make it seem “normal”?
The world grows sicker by the day.—JM
Please...NO PICTURES!
Er, yes, actually: it’s Massachusetts.
You just can't make this stuff up...
Let me make sure I have this right.
An aggressive lesbian somehow got her brothers sperm ... and want to squirt it into her lesbian lover?
Sick, sick, sick.
i believe its pittsfield massachusetts...nuff said?
NOT PA - it’s the Peoples Republic of Massachusetts.
Assault with a deadly turkey baster, or syringe, or whatever.
Those lesbians need something, and it ain’t a turkey baster.
Oooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.....you can’t make this stuff up!
A little Lighten the loafers?
Woman carrying her brother’s semen around in her purse? Too many jokes here. Too little time. Too many Admin moderators!
ROFLMAO!! Alternative biology just don’t work.
NO PICTURES! PLEASE!!!!!!
I’m counting down until the Mods move this to “chat”. ;-)
What about the brother. How the hell did she get his semen?
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