Posted on 03/12/2009 8:28:39 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
also.....
When Obama speaks without his prompter - Obama can hardly hold a thought.
And why does he move his head from left to right to left to right - never, never looking straight ahead.
Liberaltarian (snort).
The third hour is off to a good start. Jason is being Beckesque in his monolog...
The teleprompters are at 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock. There is no prompter at 12 o'clock.
Like you said, he is lost without his crutch.
Most worship the pastor more than Word.
This guy is great!
Rush Limbaugh sticking to his beliefs that we can beat Democrats implementing socialism is also adding confidence to this market. Live, without a teleprompter!
Lewis “What are Freddie and Fannie even doing in existence?”
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Republicans have been great place holders and bench warmers
Hey all, I need folks to dig with me on this.
http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2009/03/feds-raid-obama-appointees-office-2.html
Also, dig and grab up the stuff from the passport break-ins (what happened to the employees), all contracts given and AIT re: DOD contracts.
The CTO is big into RFID chips/ID info tech as well.
That’s just to start.
Past time for articles of impeachment.
On the bright side, this means some inside are leaking... and not just for his benefit... or this could be a tactic to cut the guy loose and something else went on.
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