Posted on 03/12/2009 8:28:39 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Wow.
Jason just said, “You know what happens when you steal from Peter to pay Paul? You get a sore Peter.”
Is it just me, or did anyone else just blow coffee out of their nose?
OMG, is Jeri FRed’s sidekick?
WOW
This guy is great!
Anyone have the ability to post the audio of this show?
That would be great if possible....
Good afternoon IMPR, megaIMissRushAlreadydittos! Late PING from Biggirl!!!! :) =^..^=
Hour number two, and only at post 27...yeah...replaying Rush’s piece from earlier.
Maybe John Stossel will perk the broadcast up.
Great tagline!
I like Jason Lewis, good show, but he’s not Rush. :(
I posted a Fred Thomson thread as Rush isnt supposed to be in today.
I just tuned to WBAP and Rush is on air.
WTF is going on?
yawn! at least he played a tape of Rush talking about checks and balances.
R U sure? Maybe it’s a repeat? He also does commercials...is he talking about stupid zicam?
Lewis is running repeats of Rush.
John Stossel next.
I like him except when he’s being a Liberaltarian.
I love it.
GIVE NOTHING A CHANCE!
this thread is a tad anemic ain’t it?
I guess FRed is done for the day.
YAWN!
What is the difference between what the Democrats, Cnn, MSNBC, all those other junk programs said of President Bush and President Reagan and I might just add - for their 8 years each in office non stop as both Republican Presidents cleaned up the mess left behing by Carter then the Clintons, than what Rush Limbaugh is saying.
Rush Limbaugh has rights to express his ideas and reactions to what Obama is doing. Since when is that not my rights to listen or turn off.
It has gotten to the point that I now want Rush Limbaugh pushing to the limit and exposing what Barack Hussein Obama and his followers are doing.
And it is my right to listen.
I wonder, .... when America has lost their freedom and are jailed for writing or listening to speakers, for thinking .... what country will rescue us as we have done so for many.......
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