Same Sex Kissing Day at Starbucks

Townhall.com ^ | 03.11.09 | Kevin McCullough

[jodiluvshoes]

As much as many of you may be absolutely addicted to that cup-o-joe in the mornings, on April 15, I would strongly advise you not to take your kids in or near a Starbucks. Otherwise you might be stuck explaining a few things that you probably believe they are not yet ready to be confronted with.

Because I refuse to give the group doing this exercise any traffic I'll simply show you what's on the page:

[a fool in paradise]

It’s called “creating a disturbance”. It is not a spontaneous activity, it is a coordinated instore protest.

[a fool in paradise]

And I bet that the lesbians aren't even remotely hot.

[a fool in paradise]

And I bet that the lesbians aren't even remotely hot.

They'll be at Dunkin' Donut Bumpers.

[ponygirl]

I was thinking the same thing! Bruschi...! who knew?

[a fool in paradise]

"Starbucks has been committed to LGBT rights since the beginning of time offering domestic partnership insurance, quoting gay artists on their coffee cups and funding our pride parades."

>>If the above doesn't peg STBX as a promoter of gay sex, then I don't know what would.

Starbucks is a fairly recent company. Miller Brewing has sponsored the SF sado-masochistic anti-Christian street party from the beginning (3 decades now).

[ladyjane]

this is the day that college boys go to starbucks to watch barely dressed dumb girls

Years ago in Filene's Basement (a famous bargain store in Boston) they didn't have dressing rooms so women would try on the clothes in the aisles. Sometimes a little bit of skin would show, sometimes a lot. After school the place would be filled with high school boys walking through trying to catch a peek.

[reagan_fanatic]

Well, there goes breakfast.

[McGruff]

Not a problem for me I think their coffee sucks! McDonald's is better.

[SoldierDad]

Well, damn - there went my MGD.

[Mrs. P]

Ugh, where is that wide-eyed cat graphic?

[svcw]

I am at STBX and the only kissing is a mom kissing her baby.

[Red Boots]

Isn't it weird that women who have not had children and aren’t even that old become female homosexuals end up with droopy breasts. Maybe its a requirement.

Maybe it's gravity....just saying.

[Secret Agent Man]

Better yet, vow never to spend any money at Starbucks because they are liberal and support all kinds of crap like this.

Never bought Starbucks, never will.

[editor-surveyor]

"Better yet, vow never to spend any money at Starbucks because they are liberal and support all kinds of crap like this.

Never bought Starbucks, never will."

Ditto, and forever!!!!

[Perdogg]

However, lesbians in real life don’t look like the kind you see on Cinemax afterdark.

[Secret Agent Man]

Yes, the real ones will not invite you to join them.

But with some retrospect, given what most real ones look like, it saves you from having to decline politely. I mean, one of them is ‘the dude’ and you don’t want to be near THAT.

[TexasRepublic]

As if I need another reason to never visit Starbucks.

[editor-surveyor]

"Isn't it weird that women who have not had children and aren’t even that old become female homosexuals end up with droopy breasts. Maybe its a requirement."

"Maybe it's gravity....just saying."

It doesn't just happen to Lezoids; pendulous breasts are common among older women, and are likely due to poor overall health. If your tissues are strong and vibrant, from getting adequate protien, seems likely that your breasts will be better supported.

[ArrogantBustard]

and gets kissed by some strange man

And then decks the filthy queer with a swift punch in the nose. The queer will have committed Assault and Battery ... and very likely either Sexual Assault or Gross Sexual Imposition.

Clear case of self defense.