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Theft attempt goes to the dogs(stupid criminal)
Times Picayune ^ | March 07, 2009 | Mary Sparacello

Posted on 03/07/2009 10:04:56 AM PST by BBell

Suspect busted with stolen car, Shih Tzu

A tip to criminals: If you're driving a stolen car, with a stolen pooch sitting on your right and a marijuana cigarette in the center console, you might want to obey the speed limit.

Ralph Bias, 18, of New Orleans was arrested in Kenner on Tuesday after a police officer stopped him traveling 53 mph in the 2000 block of Vintage Drive, a zone marked for 35 mph, according to Bias' arrest report.

Bias wasn't wearing a seat belt and was driving on a suspended license, the report said. A handrolled marijuana cigarette was recovered from the vehicle, according to the police report.

The officer also found that the 2004 Lexus he was driving had been reported stolen from New Orleans, said Detective Shaun Watson, a Kenner Police Department spokesman.

Sitting on the front passenger seat: a stolen Shih Tzu wearing the tags that list the dog's veterinarian, Watson said.

The officer called the vet and then contacted the owner, who said the pet had been stolen during a home burglary, the report said. That burglary had also been reported to New Orleans police.

In all, Bias was found with stolen items valued at $27,020, including the value of the Lexus, Watson said. The Lexus was stolen from one place in New Orleans and a laptop and the dog from a separate one, Watson said.

Bias was booked with possession of stolen goods, marijuana possession and various traffic offenses. He was released Thursday from the Jefferson Parish Correctional Center in Gretna in lieu of about $6,000 bond. It wasn't clear Friday whether he also will be booked in connection with the two New Orleans burglaries. Bias could not be reached Friday.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; US: Louisiana
KEYWORDS: louisiana; neworleans; shitzu; stupidcriminal
I think Ralph's bond is set too low for a dog napper. I just hope Ralph hasn't breed yet, he'e ripe for a darwin award in the future.
1 posted on 03/07/2009 10:04:56 AM PST by BBell
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To: BBell
He was released??? After stealing $27000 worth of property? WTF!
2 posted on 03/07/2009 10:10:36 AM PST by Ken522
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To: BBell
53 mph in the 2000 block of Vintage Drive, a zone marked for 35 mph,

Maybe he could plead dyslexia on the speeding charge.

3 posted on 03/07/2009 10:15:21 AM PST by capt. norm (Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.)
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To: BBell

A laptop, a Lexus, and a Shih Tzu? This thief certainly has eclectic tastes.


4 posted on 03/07/2009 10:19:41 AM PST by Mad_Tom_Rackham (The inmates are now officially running the asylum.)
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To: Ken522

The 27K worth of stolen goods would have probably netted him a couple years, but add in the pot and he is probably going away for life.


5 posted on 03/07/2009 10:26:29 AM PST by DaiHuy (')
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To: TigersEye; yorkie

Shih Tzu ping


6 posted on 03/07/2009 10:28:35 AM PST by pandoraou812 (Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn! ...........^............)
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To: Ken522
They probably needed to keep the jail open for violent criminals.
7 posted on 03/07/2009 10:35:47 AM PST by BBell
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BTW, everyone down here knows you don't speed in Kenner. The cops there have a reputation to keep.
8 posted on 03/07/2009 10:37:51 AM PST by BBell
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