Posted on 03/04/2009 8:18:36 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Obama admin Nixon/Clinton/Carter-esque.
It was Ferris Bueller. He has the day off.
FREE REPUBLIC BETTING POOL:
How many hours(minutes) until Rush’s ENTIRE FBI file is released to the media???
a tea party caucus in the GOP for 2010 is good just get to the conservatives in control of the local.
I would like a freerepublic.com caucus.
Either way from INSIDE the GOP we control.
(remember the old chinese myth about the stone cutter who wanted to be the most powerful person in the world?...)
There will be no debate, the debate is over - Obama won, just ask him.
I just wonder how many copies actually SOLD. Then compare it to any conservative book out there.
Libs can only attack and smear. They can’t debate actual facts because they lose every time.
Do a two parter - add “until Obama calls”. Wait, that one wouldn’t have a winner. Never mind.
I’ve had several Lib friends laughingly ask how i’m “coping with our new president.” Just tell them I’m still “filled with hope that the change will end”. Drinking also helps!! ;>)
THE WHOLE WORLD'S WATCHING!
THE WHOLE WORLD'S WATCHING!
THE WHOLE WORLD'S WATCHING!
Well Santelli called them out so they tried to hammer Santelli. Then Cramer called them out and they tried to hammer Cramer. Now, after those two Epic Fails, they go after the Great White Whale. When Obama targets Rush, he invites the same inevitable fate suffered by Ahab. Obama will make Jimmy Carter look Presidential.
Rush says he is enjoying this. Says he has friends worried about him but he is having a good time.
but of course...
“Rush can’t have this media person on because he has to keep the lines open in case Obama calls.”
Ya gotta love the man!! How long will Obama’s people keep this up before the realize how silly they look? While some of the nonsense will play just fine in San Francisco and Austin (tip of the hat to TXBubba) the folks in fly over country and our Central Valley will begin to see through it all.
Lucky for Rush, the Libs have already “outted” all of Rush’s secrets and his privacy. Some luck, huh!
Reagan was the Great Communicator. Obama is the Great Prevaricator.
Rush says his CPAC speech is why the White House is upset. He views this as an opportunity. He is saying he appreciates our concern.
Libs can only attack and smear. They can’t debate actual facts because they lose every time.
Unfortunately, the attention span of the average American seems to be a bit shorter than the average gnat, so the facts don’t seem too important to them.
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