Posted on 03/04/2009 8:18:36 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Just got back from the clinic. She said I have bronchitis.
Wait for it....
bump for later
Brrrrrrr
Hi darling.
Today isn’t the 6th, it’s Wednesday March 4, 2009. :0)
Someone from the Øbama administration was warning Americans that soon they will not be able to use/waste energy like they have been, and I’m thinking I already live frugally, I couldn’t use much less energy, unless forced to
Good afternoon, my friend.
Just doing some Ambien induces speculatin but what if one of the important blocks on Obies BC had a F instead of a M? That would make for some interesting coffee talk, eh?
The callers are interesting?? Good for him for taking them
The only bipartisan movement right now in the country is the Taxpayer Tea Party Movement - Obama, the Uniter - against him!
Get off the phone you big dope(s)!
If Obama won’t debate Rush, will Eric Holder call Obama a coward?
Agree.
How in the heck do these seminar callers get on so quickly? This guy is a dork.
The libs should be careful what they wish for. Rush would clean Obama’s clock in a debate.
And without a teleprompter.
“Fox reported this morning that Evan Bayh is leading a group of seven Democrats who are joining Republicans to vote against funding the spending bill.”
Hence last night’s release that Obama wants Reid to use THE NUCLEAR OPTION on the Budget and Cap-n-Trade.
Funny, I don’t hear the media whining about this now, like when they were HORRIFIED that Bush would use it for judges!!!
Well, that’s what it says in the links provided by other FReepers who replied.....at least those articles that have not been scrubbed.
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