Posted on 03/04/2009 8:18:36 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
They said that there may be more Democrats joining the Republicans. I wonder what this will do to Specter, Collins and Snowe. They will really look bad if they join with the Democrats when not even all the Democrats are supporting the bill.
If that’s the case then you prolly won’t notice it much when the they tell you to be frugal - I know I wouldn’t notice anything for a long time after they cut the power.
I run my boat on 12v and and see no reason houses can’t be run like this (for those who desire it that is).
My appliances and power tools, are 12v also. I use inverters to run puters and charge laptop batteries.
Although I use the grid to recharge batteries, I don’t really need to.
Some bonehead. They all sound alike to me.
Have to work to get McLame out in AZ, but it is possible.
I wonder if we can get enough votes in the Senate to stop this meltdown...
So how’s Skipper Genny? =)
who let the moonbats out?
“Well, the strategy’s working. The DUmp even has a thread on that last caller.”
Ha. So pathetic how frightened they are of Rush and not one amongst them who could fight his way out of a paper bag.
OBAMA - YOU WUSS! TAKE THE CHALLENGE!
Come on Limbaugh’s show. No ballerina’s from your administration need apply. We don’t listen to the ballerinas you send out. Step up to the challenge. Step out in the street. Let the nation see if you can hold your own against the citizen you and your administration are targeting.
Its you or nothing – PUTZ!
Lets go, “Chickenhawk”! LOL
Fine. You?
Pathetic how they fight for Obama who won’t even step up to the plate himself. Has he called in yet?
Oh! Is THAT what was in that box? My bad.
They call Rush out; I say Rush gets to set the rules of the debate.
I LOVE watching the looney tunes explode. :O)
I think it’s even money Specter retires.
Rush called out King O, and the drones are calling. Hey Obama, stop hiding behind the skirts...
I loved it when Rush said "Leader to Leader" LOL!
So what’s the caller’s DU screenname?
Fox just changed it to Russ Feingold leading the group and Bayh signing on.
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