Posted on 03/04/2009 8:18:36 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Obama
Has
Been
Served
He MUST now respond!
He is intentionally putting the seminar freaks on.. Wants to make himself look somewhat vulnerable today hoping the WH will take the bait.
He always does. Have you noticed that they all literally sound the same? Young, white, liberal male? Okay, some will have the fake lisp but other than that they sound the same.
What recourse would we have on the Nuclear Option???? What 7? Feingold, Bayh, ??
So the GOP Gang of 3 will be outvoted this time.
Oui.
I think it was Chuck Todd, he he
A snarky dork and a lame try. They’re like tiny, yapping dogs.
On the phone.
Was it a moonbat?
I must have hit the wrong button. My bad. I got fat fingered.
Who was Rush just speaking to?
Mr. Snerdley recognizes them right away and puts them to the front of the line....
It is clear that the “President of The United States” is too terrified to debate Rush on his show. The Empty Suit boy-president is lost without a teleprompter.
Rush wins - period.
You’re funny!
Rush standing firm. It’s Obama or no one! No flunkies or ballerinas allowed!
If the Tea Parties gain momentum, look for the “Gang of 3” to fold as well. Hopey One Kenobi is setting himself up for a very public fall.
Well, the strategy’s working. The DUmp even has a thread on that last caller.
Hey buddy! How’s things going?
Those are the new castrati...
The Moonbats are filling the lines....Rush says they are terrified! Why doesn’t the Big O call in? We’re waiting......
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