Rush versus Zero
Posted on 03/04/2009 8:18:36 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi pal.
??? Today is the 4th.
Unfortunately for 0bama, Saul Alinsky wrote his “Rules for Radicals” before Rush got his start in radio....
I just fixed the popcorn. This is fun!
Hoping more and more people are tuning in... Not just us. Fingers crossing.
Rush versus Zero
Hi ace.
I was thinking the same thing.
This would be funny,except for the fact that this administration is going after private citizens who dare criticize them.
WELL, WELL, WELL,
So the Criminal Administration has been engaging in political targeting from government email servers eh?
Under the FOIA when do we start getting all the emails and communication regarding Rush that has emanated from the Obama administration?
I predict one of the largest civil lawsuits and criminal investigations in history proving political targeting of an American citizen by the Criminal Kenyan President’s Marxist Administration.
Hi, CC.
Whole House
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1994684/posts?page=35#35
...and don’t call me Shirley!
Yep, I believe that also.
The people also will have no money, only debit cards - stash real money before you can’t
He gets better with age
I here the iron horse approaching! Ug!
Good morning/afternoon, CC27...how are you today??? I love it when the libs say that they are attacking Rush because his “numbers” are low, but that he’s attracting more listeners by leaps and bounds! The more they hear Rush, the more they’ll realize how phony the Bamster is...You and I both know that Bamster will never debate El Rushbo...he’s lose so badly, the rest of his Administration would be a laughing stock...
Will it be worth anything?
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