Posted on 03/01/2009 2:17:53 PM PST by careyb
Yep...Obama IS like having sex.
The climax was Nov. 4th.
The afterglow lasted through Inauguration Day.
Now, the doctor just informed you that you have an STD.
I’m taking mine in for a shot of penicillin.
I think what he probably meant to say is that listening to some of Obama’s supporters listening to Obama is like listening to some of Obama’s supporters having sex.
His oratory affects me too, so I make sure to flush immediately so as not to offend.
Not quite right. It's more like having prison sex: When you come to, your wallet is gone, your ***hole hurts, and you wish you had some form of protection.
That would be S/M sex.
That GOP strategist is obviously masochistic...
are we both using English, because I’m sure most of the words being used are not compatible with what they mean.
When zero speaks, well what parts I hear as I run, screaming holding my head before it explodes, to the commode to empty my stomach’s contents, sound like a vapid Stalin wannbe. And to compare that experience with sex, as in a loving exchange between willing individuals who care greatly for each other?
If one is trying to make that kind of analogy, the closest I could come to it is: listening to zero speak is like being tied down, gang-raped, brutally tortured and slowly murdered.
I’m sorry, but I fail to be even impressed by the POTUS. I think there are others who are more eloquent at what they want to say than he is. It’s probably the political viagra kicking in.
: )
VERY GOOD! (Not the sex, the statement!)
That is what I see. Everything is staged for maximum visceral impact among the Moonbats and Sheeple. Push them even the least little bit, and you can either send them into fits of rage or cause the scales to fall from their eyes.
I don’t know. I refuse to listen to him. When he comes on, I turn the channel.
Post of the thread..!!!
LOL!!!
Alex always talks like this, no surprise, why else would he work for CNN?
Same with Bill Bennett.
Alan Keyes, but our own RINO's have done their best to discredit him. RINO's have been very effective in pushing all conservatives to the wacko fringe.
Obama's speaking record, without his Obamaprompters, was a blundering idiot filled with Uhs and duhs. He now does not appear in any public setting without his Obamaprompters! While he is speaking he is robotic. The media lapdogs are the ones that keep repeating that he is a "great orator." He doesn't even qualify as a great reader at this point. He is an empty suit with his eyeballs tracking his prompter - left - right -left - right... etc.
This idiot needs to close his orfices. ALL of them.
Even a fool is thought to be wise when he keeps his mouth shut.
‘nough said.
I have never been impressed by Mama O’s oratory. It sounds like he is reading his speeches word-for-word from a teleprompter. /sarc
Maybe we could raise some cash for this guy to visit Starlight Ranch in Carson City. At least send him a skin mag and a jar of vasoline.
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