Welcome cousin.
I think I have a good mechanism for admission to Texas that will filter out the chaff and make sure the wheat gets in. It is simply asking two questions. Let me know what you think:
1) What do you think of Sarah Palin?
2) What does "reasonable gun control" mean to you?
There is no way a liberal can conceal their true (yellow) stripes when confronted with both of those questions back-to-back.
I would add on the following requirements for entry:
1. Must be vouched for by an existing Texas citizen. In person. (Though they wouldn’t have to appear at the entry port, just at a branch office in a major city.)
2. Must pass a practical firearms safety test (liberals will automatically fail this one.)
And this question:
“If you are running a huge budget deficit, what do you do - increase taxes, or make budget cuts?”