[Spktyr]

I would add on the following requirements for entry:

1. Must be vouched for by an existing Texas citizen. In person. (Though they wouldn’t have to appear at the entry port, just at a branch office in a major city.)
2. Must pass a practical firearms safety test (liberals will automatically fail this one.)

And this question:

“If you are running a huge budget deficit, what do you do - increase taxes, or make budget cuts?”

[TaoOfSteve]

Works for me.

Oh, and given a sniff test, must be able to tell apart mesquite, Pyrodex, cigars, and single malt Scotch.

You get one wrong, BANG!, back to New Jersey with your Yankee butt.