No need for that, I fled CA years ago and moved to TX.
Welcome cousin.
I think I have a good mechanism for admission to Texas that will filter out the chaff and make sure the wheat gets in. It is simply asking two questions. Let me know what you think:
1) What do you think of Sarah Palin?
2) What does "reasonable gun control" mean to you?
There is no way a liberal can conceal their true (yellow) stripes when confronted with both of those questions back-to-back.