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Girl did this to me on one-night stand
The Sun UK ^
| February 5, 2009
| Guy Patrick
Posted on 02/05/2009 2:40:21 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
she looks psycho and deserves time in jail. She looks like some wronged woman out to get back at Men®
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posted on
02/05/2009 3:31:16 PM PST
by
Puddleglum
(this space for rent)
To: InsensitiveConservative
Or Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg. (The locals call it “Webster Lake”).
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posted on
02/05/2009 3:32:34 PM PST
by
Ed Condon
(Wanted, newer tag line in good condition.)
To: BerryDingle
>> Ive got two-night stands in my room.
On all fours wearing a lampshade too?
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
MUST be a case of “Tit for Tat”.
105
posted on
02/05/2009 3:38:38 PM PST
by
DocH
(Keep your powder dry and keep it in the black, fellow freedom-loving Patriots)
To: Jaxter
That’s not a tattoo. That’s a cutting.
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posted on
02/05/2009 3:41:44 PM PST
by
savedbygrace
(You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
To: Onelifetogive
>> No matter how good she looks, someone, somewhere is tired of putting up with her crap!!
Tell you what, this one takes “cutting remarks” to a whole ‘nuther level!
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posted on
02/05/2009 3:43:24 PM PST
by
Nervous Tick
(Party? I don't have one anymore.)
To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
> and maaaan, hes gonna have a hard time explainin those scars to future dates!
Actually, I really doubt those “scars” will be around for long, particularly if he treats them right. My medic could get him fixed up so that those scratches would disappear in a couple weeks. Just keep the wound clean and moist, and change the dressings regularly, and DON’T PICK AT THE SCABS — they’d disappear nicely, nobody would ever know they were there. He’s lucky she used a sharp clean knife and didn’t cut anything more than superficially, and they don’t appear to be infected at all.
I’ve seen deeper cat-scratches. He should count his blessings and stop being a whingeing Pom.
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posted on
02/05/2009 3:48:33 PM PST
by
DieHard the Hunter
(Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fà g am bealach.)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan; pandoraou812
I'm sorry. This is too funny.
Dominique, who has eight tattoos herself, claimed Wayne asked her to cut the marks into him. But he said yesterday: There is no way Id ever agree to that.
How do you know? You don't remember the sex and you didn't feel her carving on you. Maybe you did ask her to do it. LOL
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posted on
02/05/2009 3:58:54 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(This is the age of the death of reason.)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
That happened to me once. But I was awake and liked it.
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posted on
02/05/2009 4:01:10 PM PST
by
Darwin Fish
(God invented evolution. Man invented religion.)
To: org.whodat
In my wild and younger days, the possibility of her being the ultimate psycho only made it more exciting.
I always tell people thinking about going into emergency services, think about making love to one of the most beautiful women in the world. Now, she's about ten percent crazy, and has a knife under the pillow. Does that make it more exciting, or make you want to get out of there as fast as possible?
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posted on
02/05/2009 4:02:59 PM PST
by
Richard Kimball
(We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
I used to work with a guy whose nickname was “Red Bone”.
I can not tell you here how he got that nickname...
but let’s just say he had a similar experience.
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
She probably didn't want him to lose her name and phone number...
To: Repeal The 17th
To: library user
He told her he likes to do it until he bleeds.
So she obliged him.
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posted on
02/05/2009 4:15:44 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Illegal Zombies: Just Eating the Brains that Ordinary Americans Won't Eat)
To: InsensitiveConservative
She probably didn't want him to lose her name and phone number... Yeah, but who reads Mandarin Chinese?
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posted on
02/05/2009 4:17:12 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Illegal Zombies: Just Eating the Brains that Ordinary Americans Won't Eat)
To: Califreak
GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!
No question about it, your honor.
To: doorgunner69
Man, I don't think I have ever been drunk enough to sleep through that! No kidding. I've been really drunk before (ahhh the college days) but there is no way I would have missed that. Wow.
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posted on
02/05/2009 4:20:40 PM PST
by
Wyatt's Torch
(I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
To: Lazamataz
Yeah, but who reads Mandarin Chinese? It says, "You suck in bed."
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posted on
02/05/2009 4:22:53 PM PST
by
Doomonyou
(Let them eat lead.)
To: Doomonyou
It says, "You suck in bed." In certain circumstances, that can be a compliment.
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posted on
02/05/2009 4:26:17 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Illegal Zombies: Just Eating the Brains that Ordinary Americans Won't Eat)
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