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Jimmy Carter has hot Hollywood groupie. Seriously. For real. We’re not kidding.
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| 02/01/09
Posted on 02/01/2009 7:49:31 AM PST by slomark
Consider this proof positive that Hollywood is on another planet. Actress Rene Zellweger, star of Jerry Maguire, has a crush on the worst president of the 20th century.
“I have a crush on Jimmy Carter,” Zellweger confesses. “I admit it. He has an extraordinary mind. He’s an exceptional human being. And he writes poetry, for crying out loud. He’s all good things.” Hell, she said everything except, “He had me at ‘malaise.’”
The delusional Zellweger claims...
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: hollywood; jimmycarter; renezellweger
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I wonder if he now has "lust in my heart?"
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posted on
02/01/2009 7:49:31 AM PST
by
slomark
To: slomark
Proof of Hollywood’s derangement. QED.
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posted on
02/01/2009 7:51:55 AM PST
by
George Smiley
(They're not drinking the Kool-Aid any more. Now they're eating it straight out of the packet.)
To: slomark
I see PR at work for Zellweger.
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posted on
02/01/2009 7:52:28 AM PST
by
freekitty
(Give me back my conservative vote.)
To: slomark
Now we know why her marriage to Kenny Chesney failed. He wasn’t the phony she was.
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posted on
02/01/2009 7:52:48 AM PST
by
Kadanne
(Truth and integrity in America, where did it all go?)
To: slomark
“Hot” in that squinty-eyed, brain dead sort of way that most guys find irresistible.
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posted on
02/01/2009 7:53:26 AM PST
by
steelyourfaith
(ObamaNation: Tax cheat sworn in as Treasury Secretary --- you can't make this stuff up !!!)
To: slomark
Number 1 Holyflake nitwit = Zellweger
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posted on
02/01/2009 7:53:32 AM PST
by
xtinct
("There's a sucker born every minute." P.T. Barnum)
To: slomark
Take a look at her without makeup.Pretty scary.
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posted on
02/01/2009 7:53:52 AM PST
by
Farmer Dean
(168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
To: slomark
O....M....G. Rene Zellweger is weird even by Hollyweird standards. Hey, Mz. Zellweger: maybe Jimmy can build you a house!
To: slomark
Hot? That squinty non-smiling smile of hers is annoying.
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posted on
02/01/2009 7:54:24 AM PST
by
Lizavetta
To: slomark
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
She was born and raised in Katy, Texas... one of the most Republican strongholds on the planet!!!
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posted on
02/01/2009 7:55:16 AM PST
by
avacado
To: slomark
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posted on
02/01/2009 7:55:47 AM PST
by
mylife
To: slomark
Anti-semitism is very sexy.
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posted on
02/01/2009 7:56:20 AM PST
by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: slomark
Funny...and no doudt a scrappleface parody based on some truth. All libs are so insanely stupid.
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posted on
02/01/2009 7:57:03 AM PST
by
newfreep
("Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink." - P.J. O'Rourke)
To: slomark
He has an extraordinary mind.I'm sure you could say dictators and serial murderers have extraordinary minds too. That's not necessarily a good thing.
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posted on
02/01/2009 7:59:42 AM PST
by
reformed_dem
(You are my density)
To: Lizavetta
SHE IS GUILTY! ! ! ! !
GUILTY. . . . .
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posted on
02/01/2009 8:01:19 AM PST
by
DeaconRed
(B.O. STINKS- HIS CHANGE STINKS-EVERYTHING IS BROKEN-HELP! ! !)
To: slomark
Worst president of the 20th century?! How about worst president of all time.
To: slomark
I would grade Zellweger as “Cute, but not Hot”. The Jimmy Carter thing is just plain weird.
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posted on
02/01/2009 8:10:04 AM PST
by
Tallguy
("The sh- t's chess, it ain't checkers!" -- Alonzo (Denzel Washington) in "Training Day")
To: slomark
Heard Renee’s Neurosurgeon refunded her paynment...”we did not charge because we found no brain”
Bet Renee has a crush on Iran’s AhmANutJob, too
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posted on
02/01/2009 8:11:28 AM PST
by
UCFRoadWarrior
(Open Borders should be only for bookstores, not the third world hellhole known as Mexico)
To: bushinohio
Worst president of the 20th century?! How about worst president of all time.Give the other half of dumb and dumber some time. He may take peanuts place.
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posted on
02/01/2009 8:11:42 AM PST
by
armymarinemom
(My sons freed Iraqi and Afghan Honor Roll students.)
To: slomark
Another nothing between the ears actress.
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posted on
02/01/2009 8:14:55 AM PST
by
proudofthesouth
(In spite of what's going on in the world, God is still in control.)
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