This is satire.
To: dighton; IowaHawk
2 posted on
01/29/2009 11:51:27 AM PST by
EveningStar
(Socialism in the USA began in 1933. In 2009 it kicked into warp drive.)
To: EveningStar
It’s kind of sad you had to say that, in the big black letters and all. Iowahawk is a genius.
3 posted on
01/29/2009 11:53:56 AM PST by
secret garden
(Dubiety reigns here)
To: EveningStar
LOL!
"Embrace the foreigner, for he only wants to know what love is."
Mulleti
4 posted on
01/29/2009 11:54:09 AM PST by
Constitution Day
(Big Brotha Is Watching You)
To: EveningStar
5 posted on
01/29/2009 11:58:41 AM PST by
null and void
(We are now in day 10 of our national holiday from reality.)
To: EveningStar
I keep the double mocha latte of productivity on my desk.
7 posted on
01/29/2009 12:01:29 PM PST by
auntyfemenist
(If only FDR could come on TV again to encourage us.)
To: EveningStar
I thought Dave was cleaning out his junk drawer...
8 posted on
01/29/2009 12:03:46 PM PST by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
To: EveningStar
My fav:
"The power of the leader is like his loincloth: worn too tight it will ride up and chafe, worn too loose it will expose all his junk." Ibo
To: EveningStar
Some really funny stuff. This one could have come from Woody Allen in his prime:
“Remember that the egg of power will drop if held too loosely; and an egg cannot break a rock. Okay, maybe if it’s some sort of crazy unbreakable super-duper-power egg. But then you can’t make an omelet without breaking some eggs, and neither can you make an omelet with broken rocks. It would taste like crap, and be hella hard on your teeth enamel. That is why you should probably just order the waffles.”
- Luo
11 posted on
01/29/2009 12:18:06 PM PST by
kidd
(Obama: The triumph of hope over evidence)
To: EveningStar
12 posted on
01/29/2009 12:37:48 PM PST by
Leisler
To: EveningStar
“The clever old leopard does not fear double parking in Midtown, for his limo has UN plates and he has diplomatic immunity.”
Malawi
13 posted on
01/29/2009 12:47:14 PM PST by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: EveningStar
“While the polar bear bickers with the seal, that fat @$$hole walrus snarfs all the fish.”
Inuit
“Cola up the nostril makes one sit up and take notice.”
Darnright
15 posted on
01/29/2009 12:58:49 PM PST by
Darnright
(A penny saved is a government oversight)
To: EveningStar
The thought of pelting O with eggs suddenly has become irresistable and would be protected free speach according to DU..
To: EveningStar
18 posted on
01/29/2009 1:54:37 PM PST by
paulycy
("BEWARE the LIBERAL/MEDIA Complex")
To: EveningStar
20 posted on
01/29/2009 3:36:21 PM PST by
spodefly
(This is my tag line. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
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