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Dumb Criminal: Drug dealer arrested in police station bathroom (while trying to make a deal)
KING 5 TV (Seattle ^
| 1/28/09
Posted on 01/28/2009 3:50:47 PM PST by llevrok
EVERETT, Wash. Maybe he really believed in the phrase Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer.
A 24-year-old Everett man was arrested Wednesday morning for allegedly trying to sell Oxycodone and other drugs inside a stall in the mens bathroom at the Everett Police Station.
According to Everett Police, a plain-clothed police sergeant and an officer were in the bathroom when they heard the man answer his cell phone and try to make the deal.
Police say the sergeant continued to listen in as the man made several other phone calls in an apparent attempt to sell the drugs.
The man was confronted by officers as he left the bathroom, where police say he admitted to trying to sell the drugs and handed them over.
Police say the man apparently thought he was at a probation office, not a police station.
The suspect was booked into the Snohomish County Jail.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; US: Washington
KEYWORDS: drugtrafficking; dumbcriminals; leo; wod
Quote of the story: " Police say the man apparently thought he was at a probation office, not a police station. "
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posted on
01/28/2009 3:50:47 PM PST
by
llevrok
To: llevrok
The man was confronted by officers as he left the bathroom, where police say he admitted to trying to sell the drugs and handed them over. Police work would be a lot harder if there weren't so many stupid criminals.
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posted on
01/28/2009 3:53:32 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(On 9/11 Israel mourned with us while the Palestinians danced in the streets. Who should we support?)
To: llevrok
He thought he was at the probation office instead of the police station. Well I’m sure that would make a big difference. His Probation officer surely would not mind him selling some drugs.
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posted on
01/28/2009 4:00:57 PM PST
by
politicalmerc
(NObama: more arrogant than Bill Clinton, more naive than Jimmy Carter, and more liberal than LBJ.)
To: llevrok; sionnsar
To: politicalmerc
Actually, his PO probably is one of his better customers.
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posted on
01/28/2009 4:06:36 PM PST
by
mamelukesabre
(Give me Liberty or give me something to aim at)
To: llevrok
Sounds like this guy needs to be locked up for his own safety.
To: Slings and Arrows
Dumb Criminal Alert, PING!
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posted on
01/28/2009 4:19:58 PM PST
by
GOP_Lady
To: llevrok
At our local WalMart the other day, a guy got arrested for flashing an off duty cop. Now thats dumb!
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posted on
01/28/2009 4:20:02 PM PST
by
beckysueb
(Palin/Jindahl in 2012)
To: mamelukesabre
Actually, his PO probably is one of his better customers.>>>>>>.
ROTFL
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posted on
01/28/2009 4:23:53 PM PST
by
politicalmerc
(NObama: more arrogant than Bill Clinton, more naive than Jimmy Carter, and more liberal than LBJ.)
To: politicalmerc
Years ago, in my previous nocturnal life...I knew a feisty little gal that went bar hopping with her PO(also a female)...while still on probation!
Lemme tell ya, that was a couple of girls you would NOT want to “take home to mother”.
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posted on
01/28/2009 4:37:56 PM PST
by
mamelukesabre
(Give me Liberty or give me something to aim at)
To: GOP_Lady; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Hmmm, that'll save some time.
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posted on
01/28/2009 5:28:28 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(This fiasco brought to you by the failed Obama administration.)
To: llevrok
Second worst bathroom to try something skeevy, after Minneapolis of course.
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posted on
01/28/2009 5:38:20 PM PST
by
jiggyboy
(Ten per cent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
To: llevrok
“COPS”, the tv show started in that area. I hope they make this into an episode.
To: llevrok
Police say the man apparently thought he was at a probation office, not a police station. Stupid is as stupid does.
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posted on
01/28/2009 7:16:38 PM PST
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: llevrok
ROFLMAO
There needs to be a Darwin type award for stupid criminals.
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posted on
01/28/2009 7:39:24 PM PST
by
Danae
(Amerikan Unity My Ass)
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posted on
01/28/2009 9:55:11 PM PST
by
sionnsar
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To: beckysueb
At our local WalMart the other day, a guy got arrested for flashing an off duty cop. That looks like a penis police badge, only smaller.
~~~~ZOT~~~~
But your taser is frickin huge, officer! HUGE, I tell you!
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posted on
01/29/2009 9:46:35 AM PST
by
Titan Magroyne
("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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