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Newspaper claims suspect transformed into a goat
Yahoo ^ | 1/23/2009 | Yahoo

Posted on 01/23/2009 4:23:22 PM PST by Red in Blue PA

LAGOS, Nigeria – One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.

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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; Red in Blue PA

21 posted on 01/23/2009 5:58:36 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: Red in Blue PA

Of course, the suspect transformed back once his cellmate started singing Minnie Riperton...

“Lovin’ ewe is easy ‘cause ewe’re beautiful...”


22 posted on 01/23/2009 6:01:19 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Red in Blue PA

This should not surprise anyone. We have many ordinary citizens that immediately change into pompus asses when elected to public office.


23 posted on 01/23/2009 6:05:55 PM PST by antidemoncrat
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24 posted on 01/23/2009 7:17:10 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: Red in Blue PA
Well, we got a few of these:


25 posted on 01/23/2009 7:39:59 PM PST by Old Sarge (For the first time in my life, I am ashamed to be an American)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Alright you baaaaaaaaaaaad boys.


26 posted on 01/23/2009 7:43:53 PM PST by Godzilla (Gal 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?)
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To: Red in Blue PA

He got better...


27 posted on 01/23/2009 7:46:01 PM PST by uglybiker (1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d 2 g3t l41d)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Do I *really* have to say it?

Cheers!

28 posted on 01/23/2009 7:47:35 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Red in Blue PA
This is all true!!

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29 posted on 01/23/2009 7:52:28 PM PST by CurlyBill (1-20-13 can't get here fast enough!)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; SouthTexas; Brad's Gramma; glock rocks
Something about this story doesn't smell right so I'm going to Butt out before his cousin Billy leaps in here...
30 posted on 01/23/2009 8:11:53 PM PST by tubebender (Your Tag Line offends me...)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Red in Blue PA; mikrofon; martin_fierro
The old transform-yourself-into-a-goat trick.

Wait a minute.

Suppose the thief is really a goat? What if a goat transformed himself into a human to commit the crime?

31 posted on 01/23/2009 8:16:49 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Red in Blue PA

If I was cornered by a crowd of Nigerian vigilantes I’d think I’d pick something besides a goat.


32 posted on 01/23/2009 8:37:51 PM PST by Tribune7 (Obama wants to put the same crowd that ran Fannie Mae in charge of health care)
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To: Red in Blue PA

If I was cornered by a crowd of Nigerian vigilantes I’d think I’d pick something besides a goat.


33 posted on 01/23/2009 8:38:17 PM PST by Tribune7 (Obama wants to put the same crowd that ran Fannie Mae in charge of health care)
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34 posted on 01/23/2009 8:39:37 PM PST by Tribune7 (Obama wants to put the same crowd that ran Fannie Mae in charge of health care)
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To: tubebender

It was probably the other guy’s girlfriend.


35 posted on 01/23/2009 8:40:22 PM PST by SouthTexas (Danger, Danger .. Will Robinson)
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To: Red in Blue PA

36 posted on 01/23/2009 9:24:03 PM PST by JRios1968 (Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin' about!)
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To: tubebender

“Something about this story doesn’t smell right so I’m going to Butt out before his cousin Billy leaps in here...’

No kidding!


37 posted on 01/23/2009 9:35:36 PM PST by Kirkwood
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To: SouthTexas

That would be a sheep by any other name...


38 posted on 01/23/2009 9:42:58 PM PST by tubebender (Your Tag Line offends me...)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Thanks for the ping!


39 posted on 01/23/2009 9:51:44 PM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: Red in Blue PA

Nigeria can’t lay claim to all the weirdness. I’ve heard tell of a Kenyan who thinks he’s qualified to be President of the United States.


40 posted on 01/23/2009 11:54:43 PM PST by Rastus
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