[scottinoc]

“I penned the name on a napkin, and I did write home about it,”

Well there you go, case closed. I was beginning to think they'd never produce any documentation.

[little jeremiah]

I want to see a scan of the napkin. Oh, and the letter she “wrote home”.

snicker.

[ExTxMarine]

Don’t worry, they created this alibi just in case one of these courts actually ask for “proof.”

At which point they will produce the napkin with his name on it. The court will take this as more than enough evidence and the case will be closed!

[an amused spectator]

You know, one time, I wrote an unassailable proof of a unified field theory which unified the general theory of relativity with electromagnetism. Unfortunately, at the close of the very animated evening festivities, I threw up on it, and blurred all the writing.

I hate it when that happens.