You know, one time, I wrote an unassailable proof of a unified field theory which unified the general theory of relativity with electromagnetism. Unfortunately, at the close of the very animated evening festivities, I threw up on it, and blurred all the writing.
I hate it when that happens.
Actually, I wrote it on a napkin, a detail which I forgot to post before.
I think I may have destroyed some of the receptors providing a pathway to the memory...