[FreeAtlanta]

I have a few ideas, but I will leave it up to FR brilliance and will check back later.

[Tzimisce]

...I’m sorry Mr President, none of the other Presidents used Koran.....

[kevinm13]

I sure hope there were witnesses to ensure that the proper oath pledging allegiance to the constitution was administered.

[Thrownatbirth]

"You go first"
"No. You go."
"You're better at this."
"I'll follow your lead."
"Okay. One, two...."

[faq]

Roberts is the first to salute the new president after the swearing in ceremony.

[DejaJude]

Looks like they are trying to figure out how to do the Vulcan salute.

[albie]

Sooo...BO is taking an oath err ofe, on what? His pants!?

[Blind Eye Jones]

How, Chief Potus. Digum up Bible yet?

[Blind Eye Jones]

hammer, scissor, paper

[BigFinn]

“Now this is how you salute me...but straighten your arm a little more.”

[BigFinn]

“Now this is how you salute me...but straighten your arm a little more.”

[raccoonradio]

“Uh, I, state your name”

“I, state your name”

“Do...hereby pledge allegiance to the frat”

“Do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat”

“Uh, with liberty and justice for all”

“Amen.”

[LIConFem]

So this is how liberty dies; not with a bang, but with a few flubbed words.

[AbeKrieger]

Five, five dollar, five dollar foot long......

[a fool in paradise]

"Klattau Verada Necktie..."

They didn't have a bible handy but they did have a copy of Mao's Little Red Book.

[stubernx98]

Ummm, eh eh, umm you know, ummm ummm ah ah eh eh, ummm you know, like like, you know ummm ummm

[444Flyer]

“Wax on, Wax off.”