[raccoonradio]

“Uh, I, state your name”

“I, state your name”

“Do...hereby pledge allegiance to the frat”

“Do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat”

“Uh, with liberty and justice for all”

“Amen.”

[a fool in paradise]

Roberts: [to Obama] Redo those buttons! Dress that belt buckle! Straighten that cap! And goddamn it, tuck up those pyjamas! Attention! Eyes front! What's that on your chest, mister?

Obama: It's a pledge pin, sir.

Roberts: A pledge pin! On your uniform?

The Obama Administration, where Animal House meets Animal Farm.