Posted on 01/22/2009 7:20:29 AM PST by obamaisandrogynous
Caroline Like, You Know Kennedy, the daughter of President John F. Kennedy, the first Catholic philanderer elected to the nations highest office, has been dumped by the Democratic Party, ending her errant quest to fill the Senate seat in New York state vacated by Hillary Clinton.
Clinton, a hero of the U.S. military intervention in Bosnia during the 1990s, was yesterday confirmed by the U.S. Senate as the new Secretary of State for the administration of President Barack Hussein Obama, the second adolescent boy chosen by the mainstream media to be the American president in the last 20 years.
Kennedy, a compassionate worker for liberal causes, will now serve as an unofficial, non-stipendary, ambassador-at-large for Obama, and has promised Obama that she will house the GITMO detainees, when he releases them from their wrongful captivity and false imprisonment. We have a lot of space here in my townhouse in Manhattan, said Kennedy. I am going to underwrite not only their food and shelter, but will also expose them to cultural affairs. We have already purchased hundreds of tickets to the New York Ballet. They will love the Lincoln Center.
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I heard on Fox this morning that getting Caroline the Senate seat was a “tit-for-tat” for Teddy’s support of Obama. Is Teddy under the bus?
This is satire, right?
Clinton, a hero of the Bosnia mess?
Kennedy, going to house the Gitmo detainees?
Now that the air head is out, the dems can find a more qualified candidate. I hear Brittany Spears is available.
I needed that laugh. Good website.
> I hear Brittany Spears is available
Hugo Chavez and Mahmoud Amahdinejad are closer to the DemoncRAT agenda, but those two are not currently available.
First Burress and now Caroline Kennedy. Is this ANYWAY to treat the memory of President John F Kennedy? I am sure JFK is spinning in his grave (along with Martin Luther King). The Democrat Party has gone too far!
This is wierd. Late last night there was an alert from AP saying that she did want to be Senator afterall. Now she is out again. How strange....ya know:)
Oh my God, I broke a nail!
SHAME ON YOU! Are we going to lower ourselves to the Democrat political machine, and discard the memory of JFK? Are we going to stand complacent, and allow the Democrat leadership to systematically railroad women and minorities in the US senate? We all should be outraged.
Double damn, Beat me too it.
Clinton did admit to dodging sniper fire when she landed. The snipers must have been either dead drunk or blind to miss a wide load target like she has.
Caroline’s chances collapsed when Teddy did.
She got dumped because it came out that “I saw Nothing” Patterson had already made his choice of her in hopes that the Kennedy name and influence would help him in his career bid.
Nevermind that nearly all sane New Yorkers said “Not another carpetbagger” over her.
No. Her chances improved . . . . . at getting HIS seat, not Hillary's.
"I was available for my mother's senate seat, but wasn't asked! Take off your hat in the presence of a lady, big boy and pass the Jack!"
Carolyn has redefined the Kennedy legacy as, ‘well, you know’...the Dufass Dynasty.
“Kennedy, a compassionate worker for liberal causes,...”
Note it didn’t say ‘hard worker’ or ‘diligent worker’...that would require, ‘well, you know’, more than an one per week.
make that: more than one hour per week.
Compassion always trumps effort or example, hence nothing works.
You all knew that. But, it bears repeating often.
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