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Democrats Dump Caroline ‘Like, You Know’ Kennedy, End Errant Senate Bid
The Republican Liberty Caucus ^ | 1/22/2009 | Free Thought

Posted on 01/22/2009 7:20:29 AM PST by obamaisandrogynous

Caroline “Like, You Know” Kennedy, the daughter of President John F. Kennedy, the first Catholic philanderer elected to the nation’s highest office, has been dumped by the Democratic Party, ending her errant quest to fill the Senate seat in New York state vacated by Hillary Clinton.

Clinton, a hero of the U.S. military intervention in Bosnia during the 1990s, was yesterday confirmed by the U.S. Senate as the new Secretary of State for the administration of ‘President’ Barack Hussein Obama, the second adolescent boy chosen by the mainstream media to be the American president in the last 20 years.

Kennedy, a compassionate worker for liberal causes, will now serve as an unofficial, non-stipendary, ambassador-at-large for Obama, and has promised Obama that she will house the GITMO detainees, when he releases them from their wrongful captivity and false imprisonment. “We have a lot of space here in my townhouse in Manhattan,” said Kennedy. “I am going to underwrite not only their food and shelter, but will also expose them to cultural affairs. We have already purchased hundreds of tickets to the New York Ballet. They will love the Lincoln Center.”

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: caroline; hillary; kennedy; obama
She will live on in our memories...
1 posted on 01/22/2009 7:20:30 AM PST by obamaisandrogynous
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To: obamaisandrogynous

I heard on Fox this morning that getting Caroline the Senate seat was a “tit-for-tat” for Teddy’s support of Obama. Is Teddy under the bus?


2 posted on 01/22/2009 7:26:19 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: obamaisandrogynous

This is satire, right?

Clinton, a hero of the Bosnia mess?

Kennedy, going to house the Gitmo detainees?


3 posted on 01/22/2009 7:29:41 AM PST by FrogMom (Lord, help us all!)
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To: obamaisandrogynous

Now that the air head is out, the dems can find a more qualified candidate. I hear Brittany Spears is available.


4 posted on 01/22/2009 7:30:01 AM PST by stop_fascism
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To: obamaisandrogynous

I needed that laugh. Good website.


5 posted on 01/22/2009 7:32:47 AM PST by truthkeeper (It's the borders, stupid.)
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To: stop_fascism

> I hear Brittany Spears is available

Hugo Chavez and Mahmoud Amahdinejad are closer to the DemoncRAT agenda, but those two are not currently available.


6 posted on 01/22/2009 7:33:12 AM PST by Westbrook (Having more children does not divide your love, it multiplies it.)
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To: obamaisandrogynous

First Burress and now Caroline Kennedy. Is this ANYWAY to treat the memory of President John F Kennedy? I am sure JFK is spinning in his grave (along with Martin Luther King). The Democrat Party has gone too far!


7 posted on 01/22/2009 7:34:18 AM PST by babubabu
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To: obamaisandrogynous

This is wierd. Late last night there was an alert from AP saying that she did want to be Senator afterall. Now she is out again. How strange....ya know:)


8 posted on 01/22/2009 7:34:46 AM PST by Hanna548 (s)
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To: stop_fascism

Oh my God, I broke a nail!

9 posted on 01/22/2009 7:37:07 AM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: billorites

SHAME ON YOU! Are we going to lower ourselves to the Democrat political machine, and discard the memory of JFK? Are we going to stand complacent, and allow the Democrat leadership to systematically railroad women and minorities in the US senate? We all should be outraged.


10 posted on 01/22/2009 7:42:05 AM PST by babubabu
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To: FrogMom

Double damn, Beat me too it.

Clinton did admit to dodging sniper fire when she landed. The snipers must have been either dead drunk or blind to miss a wide load target like she has.


11 posted on 01/22/2009 7:56:11 AM PST by sniper63 (Silent and stealthy - one shot - one kill)
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To: Army Air Corps

Caroline’s chances collapsed when Teddy did.


12 posted on 01/22/2009 8:03:38 AM PST by swain_forkbeard (Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
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To: obamaisandrogynous

She got dumped because it came out that “I saw Nothing” Patterson had already made his choice of her in hopes that the Kennedy name and influence would help him in his career bid.
Nevermind that nearly all sane New Yorkers said “Not another carpetbagger” over her.


13 posted on 01/22/2009 8:36:07 AM PST by Darksheare (Hi, I'm D-sheare, and I am proud to inform you of your Impending Typos!)
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To: swain_forkbeard
Caroline’s chances collapsed when Teddy did.

No. Her chances improved . . . . . at getting HIS seat, not Hillary's.

14 posted on 01/22/2009 8:39:14 AM PST by TexasNative2000 (My Economics degree comes in very handy. I can correctly explain the theory behind my unemployment.)
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To: obamaisandrogynous

"I was available for my mother's senate seat, but wasn't asked! Take off your hat in the presence of a lady, big boy and pass the Jack!"

16 posted on 01/24/2009 8:29:20 AM PST by IbJensen (The USA has been failing since Wilson, Take this country back now before it's too late.)
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To: obamaisandrogynous

Carolyn has redefined the Kennedy legacy as, ‘well, you know’...the Dufass Dynasty.

“Kennedy, a compassionate worker for liberal causes,...”

Note it didn’t say ‘hard worker’ or ‘diligent worker’...that would require, ‘well, you know’, more than an one per week.


17 posted on 01/24/2009 1:26:57 PM PST by Fitzy_888 ("ownership society")
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To: Fitzy_888

make that: more than one hour per week.

Compassion always trumps effort or example, hence nothing works.

You all knew that. But, it bears repeating…often.


18 posted on 01/24/2009 1:44:42 PM PST by Fitzy_888 ("ownership society")
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