Posted on 01/19/2009 8:21:33 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Everyone has to pitch in?
My arse.
this whole attitude that I work for Gubment versus my damned gubment is sposta work for me carp is sicknin
“That Pilot”?
0zero trying to link himself with the pilot and doesn’t even know his name? What an ass.
Maybe the entire crowd will have a mass “faint”.
Howdy!
So the $150 million Immaculation bill is due largely to porta-potties?
Please!
Hey you:)
Stopping in on lunch break- not believing the amount of money being spent on this “event”...
I don’t turn on the tv much lately so have happily missed all the obamagasms- sounds like the weekend was all O all the time..
There’s a difference between “pitching in” and being mugged.
(Last time somebody tried that on anyone around me, I kinda chucked the dirtbag down the escalator, and my attitude ain’t improved a bit since then.)
seems like the headline tomorrow should be....
THEY CAME , THEY SAW , THEY CRAPPED
And there ya go. We have classical music playing and haven’t watched anything political since the election. Just doesn’t mean anything anymore.
LOL!
That's excellent, Dave. I'm sure he'll appreciate it. Unlike The One, he sees himself as an ordinary citizen and is glad to meet fellow citizens without making them pay for the privilege.
DC will be a bigger cesspool than I have always thought it was.
I can’t wait to see what a mess all those libtards leave behind.
You must have today off, eh?
Well, give ‘em a break. For the first time in their adult life they’re proud of their country.
BTW: I hope this is a holiday for the Air Force. I didn’t go into work today...LOL!!!
They’ve been putting in the ‘Yes, we can’ during advertisements for their shows. Good Lord.
Look at this; now lets talk about American’s pitching in, Obambi.
Painting a wall, yeesh, what did you do on 9/11?
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