The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Monday, January 19, 2009

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[hattend]

Obama Memorial

Just replace the head and make it 400 feet tall

[Biggirl]

Doing fine today!

[hattend]

Oops, forgot about Fitzgerald.

He was great!

[Current Occupant]

Yeah I got his memorial.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

All this worship of 0-bama reminds me of the speech in the beginning of “Julius Caesar” when Cassius was talking to Brutus....

“Why man, he doth bestride the narrow world Like a Colossus, and we petty men Walk under his huge legs, and peepe about To find our selves dishonorable Graves. Men at sometime, are Masters of their Fates. The fault (deere Brutus) is not in our Stars, But in our Selves, that we are underlings.”

[Biggirl]

Congrats on your cards going to the Super Bowl!

[HonestConservative]

me too.

[Biggirl]

...And we will miss him!

[MaggieCarta]

“Health care” (the liberal synonym for “medical treatment”) is NOT a right. Absent a chronic condition like asthma or diabetes, true ‘health care’ is largely self care—that is, get enough sleep, proper diet, exercise...It's a responsibility.

[MaggieCarta]

Even if you do have a chronic condition, self care activities can go a long way toward keeping yourself healthy.
/end rant

[AliVeritas]

Excuse me, Dubya worked out everyday.

[AliVeritas]

re: Cali

Hmm, can we get rid of some illegals now... I mean, we’re broke as hell. That way we can concentrate on cells and jihadis that overstayed their visas. At the very least start with the prisons.

[AliVeritas]

For the break

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytNoiQ8LkS8&feature=PlayList&p=0CBD7AE89520BFB5&playnext=1&index=1

[Clint N. Suhks]

Video of crash landing.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/01/17/vo.surveillance.plane.cnn

[AliVeritas]

re: Maryland State Senator

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VGRwsYDAbY

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Caller making me sad!

Thank you W....

[sono]

Kurt Warner is a great personal story. The Steelers, however, are a very good team. This hopefully will be a great game with a good defense taking on a potent offense.

[hattend]

Obama read the security reports and had an “OH SHIT!” moment. He doesn’t talk about a rapid withdrawal from the war anymore.

[hattend]

Fleas, ticks

They shouldn’t sleep with goats.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Biden shushes wife after secretary of state slip
By NEDRA PICKLER – 21 minutes ago

WASHINGTON (AP) — The wife of Vice President-elect Joe Biden let it slip that her husband had a pick of two jobs in the Obama administration.

Jill Biden said President-elect Barack Obama gave Biden the choice of being secretary of state or vice president.

Her comment came when the Bidens made a surprise appearance on Oprah Winfrey's show, recorded at the Kennedy Center.

The vice president-elect tried to hush his wife as soon as the words came out of her mouth, with a loud "shhh!"

Jill Biden said the job of vice president was better for the family, because as secretary of state he would travel too often.