Study: Wealthier Men Are Better Lovers

Fox ^ | 1/19/2009 | Fox

[Red in Blue PA]

Scientists have found that the pleasure women get from making love is directly linked to the size of their partner’s bank balance.

They found that the wealthier a man is, the more frequently his partner has orgasms.

“Women’s orgasm frequency increases with the income of their partner,” said Dr. Thomas Pollet, the Newcastle University psychologist behind the research.

He believes the phenomenon is an “evolutionary adaptation” that is hard-wired into women, driving them to select men on the basis of their perceived quality.

The study is certain to prove controversial, suggesting that women are inherently programmed to be gold-diggers.

However, it fits into a wider body of research known as evolutionary psychology which suggests that both men and women are genetically predisposed to ruthlessly exploit each other to achieve the best chances of survival for their genes.

[Izzy Dunne]

Somebody thinks this is news?

[al baby]

They just get more money for faking it

[Perdogg]

ping

[allmost]

This says more about women, if taken at face value, than anything.

[A_Former_Democrat]

So the best sex is wealthy men paired with lonely women?

“Lonely women make good lovers”

[SERKIT]

Study: Women Fake It Better for Rich Men (Gold Digger Syndrome)

[JRios1968]

Have I told you of the size of my...bank account?

[Cicero]

Did the scientists who conducted this study get a large enough grant to be considered wealthy?

[Tax-chick]

Sometimes a person can’t bear one more ignorant piece pretending that a quantitative correlation of subjectively-reported factors in a statistically insignificant population proves a generally-applicable causation.

Whom do I despise more, “journalists” or “scientists”? I suppose it’s the “scientists,” since my taxes likely paid for their “research.”

[gimme1ibertee]

Man! Whoda thunk it??
When I get home i’m gonna kick hubster’s butt for holding out on me....then have make-up sex!! :p

[Yo-Yo]

I believe it.

[Nonstatist]

Is that a roll of silver dollars in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

[vetvetdoug]

Yes, and this is why they all say that the sex is in their minds.

[CholeraJoe]

Just about any woman can fake it with a dork if there's a David Yurman bracelet in the offing.

[Red in Blue PA]

LOL!

[GOPJ]

Seems there's a logical overlap of skills - making money takes flexibility, risk taking, understanding, empathy, and aggression.

[Lazamataz]

To all Free Republic Women:

I'm Rich.

[Tax-chick]

Wealth is correlated with age. Older men, not being so desperate to get off, can show some consideration for the other participant.

[Perdogg]

I was watching the Chris Rock movie called “I think I love my wife” and there was a line in the movie when Chris Rock was told “You can lose lots of money chasing women, but you will NEVER lose women chasing money.”