Posted on 01/18/2009 7:21:30 PM PST by FreeAtlanta

Rajesh Khanna, MD
Believe in Khanna LASIK and change (improve) vision especially if you are named Barack Hussein Obama.
(Vocus/PRWEB ) January 18, 2009 -- In honor of the Presidential Inauguration on Tuesday, January 20, Khanna Institute of LASIK Surgery is offering free LASIK surgery to any US citizen named "Barack Hussein Obama". "This is a historic moment in American and world history," says Dr. Khanna. "I can relate to the emotions that President Elect Obama must be experiencing. My father was also a non-US citizen." Dr. Khanna has helped people with lazy eyes stimulate their vision by performing LASIK on them. Khanna Institute is celebrating this historic moment of change by wanting to change the dependence of people on visual aids. LASIK has been shown to safer than wearing contact lenses. This free offer will have to be redeemed by Jan 31, 2009. A birth certificate will need to be provided in order to verify the name and citizenship. The person will have to be a suitable candidate for LASIK.
Rajesh Khanna, MD This is a historic moment in American and world history I can relate to the emotions that President Elect Obama must be experiencing. My father was also a non-US citizen. About Khanna Institute of Lasik Surgery: Khanna Institute provides vision care to people from all over the world. It has the latest generation of wavefront lasers. Khanna Institute of LASIK and Refractive Surgery has multiple offices conveniently located in Valencia, Westlake Village, Costa Mesa, Beverly Hills, and Corona. Dr. Khanna is a Board Certified LASIK and Cataract surgeon. Dr. Khanna is the Medical Director of the Institute. He is in the forefront of Wavefront LASIK surgery, Presbyopic Implants such as Restor Aspheric Multifocal and Crystalens HD. The Khanna Institute of Lasik Surgery provides vision correction tailored to each individual depending on their level of astigmatism, nearsightedness, farsightedness and presbyopia. Dr. Khanna has performed over 10,000 vision correction surgeries.
Contact: Rajesh Khanna, M.D. Khanna Institute of Lasik Surgery
Why should we have to show a birth certificate if the Fraud isn’t showing his?
I honestly can’t tell if this is a very subtle dig at Obama or a sincere offer with an accidental Obama diss.
Too bad there’s not a single person who is eligible for it.
Okay, I think processing an official name-change shouldn’t be a problem, but will he accept a photoshopped certificate of live birth?
“I can relate to the emotions that President Elect Obama must be experiencing.”
Thoughts? What are those?
No such thing. He can be board certified in ophthalmology, but not in LASIK or cataract surgery.
He could offer his house and wife to anyone named BHO too and wouldn't find any eligible takers.
ROTFL!
Hmmmm. That dude looks like Alfred E. Neuman. All grown up.
It’s a Mad World.
Hmm.
Including Mr. Soetoro.
Interesting. The device is not real, but the T-shirts are.

Ping.
;-)
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