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LASIK Surgery for "Barack Hussein Obama" (Funniest BC article ever!)
PR WEB ^ | 01/18/2009 | Rajesh Khanna, MD

Posted on 01/18/2009 7:21:30 PM PST by FreeAtlanta


Rajesh Khanna, MD

Believe in Khanna LASIK and change (improve) vision especially if you are named Barack Hussein Obama.

(Vocus/PRWEB ) January 18, 2009 -- In honor of the Presidential Inauguration on Tuesday, January 20, Khanna Institute of LASIK Surgery is offering free LASIK surgery to any US citizen named "Barack Hussein Obama". "This is a historic moment in American and world history," says Dr. Khanna. "I can relate to the emotions that President Elect Obama must be experiencing. My father was also a non-US citizen." Dr. Khanna has helped people with lazy eyes stimulate their vision by performing LASIK on them. Khanna Institute is celebrating this historic moment of change by wanting to change the dependence of people on visual aids. LASIK has been shown to safer than wearing contact lenses. This free offer will have to be redeemed by Jan 31, 2009. A birth certificate will need to be provided in order to verify the name and citizenship. The person will have to be a suitable candidate for LASIK.

Rajesh Khanna, MD This is a historic moment in American and world history I can relate to the emotions that President Elect Obama must be experiencing. My father was also a non-US citizen. About Khanna Institute of Lasik Surgery: Khanna Institute provides vision care to people from all over the world. It has the latest generation of wavefront lasers. Khanna Institute of LASIK and Refractive Surgery has multiple offices conveniently located in Valencia, Westlake Village, Costa Mesa, Beverly Hills, and Corona. Dr. Khanna is a Board Certified LASIK and Cataract surgeon. Dr. Khanna is the Medical Director of the Institute. He is in the forefront of Wavefront LASIK surgery, Presbyopic Implants such as Restor Aspheric Multifocal and Crystalens HD. The Khanna Institute of Lasik Surgery provides vision correction tailored to each individual depending on their level of astigmatism, nearsightedness, farsightedness and presbyopia. Dr. Khanna has performed over 10,000 vision correction surgeries.

Contact: Rajesh Khanna, M.D. Khanna Institute of Lasik Surgery


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: birthcertificate; birthers; lasik; obama
Just surfing around when I found this hysterical ad for free lasik surgery if you are named Barak Hussein Obama and can provide a Birth Certificate to prove it. :-)
1 posted on 01/18/2009 7:21:30 PM PST by FreeAtlanta
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To: FreeAtlanta

Why should we have to show a birth certificate if the Fraud isn’t showing his?


2 posted on 01/18/2009 7:24:03 PM PST by curth ( Sarah Palin - America's First Female President -2012)
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To: FreeAtlanta

I honestly can’t tell if this is a very subtle dig at Obama or a sincere offer with an accidental Obama diss.


3 posted on 01/18/2009 7:26:36 PM PST by LifeComesFirst (Until the unborn are free, nobody is free)
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To: FreeAtlanta

Too bad there’s not a single person who is eligible for it.


4 posted on 01/18/2009 7:26:49 PM PST by Past Your Eyes (Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
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To: FreeAtlanta

Okay, I think processing an official name-change shouldn’t be a problem, but will he accept a photoshopped certificate of live birth?


5 posted on 01/18/2009 7:27:22 PM PST by Stosh
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To: FreeAtlanta

“I can relate to the emotions that President Elect Obama must be experiencing.”

Thoughts? What are those?


6 posted on 01/18/2009 7:28:47 PM PST by ari-freedom (Obama thinks the real world is a show on MTV)
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To: FreeAtlanta
Dr. Khanna is a Board Certified LASIK and Cataract surgeon.

No such thing. He can be board certified in ophthalmology, but not in LASIK or cataract surgery.

He could offer his house and wife to anyone named BHO too and wouldn't find any eligible takers.

7 posted on 01/18/2009 7:29:55 PM PST by tips up
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To: FreeAtlanta

ROTFL!


8 posted on 01/18/2009 7:32:36 PM PST by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: FreeAtlanta

Hmmmm. That dude looks like Alfred E. Neuman. All grown up.

It’s a Mad World.


9 posted on 01/18/2009 7:41:02 PM PST by PeaceBeWithYou (De Oppresso Liber! (50 million and counting in Afganistan and Iraq))
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To: FreeAtlanta
Under Obamacare this will be the way Lasik is done. click here
10 posted on 01/18/2009 7:59:11 PM PST by joshhiggins
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To: FreeAtlanta
According to his website, Dr. Khanna is a "certified Master of Surgery." In fact, according to Google, he appears to be the only "certified Master of Surgery" on the planet.

Hmm.

11 posted on 01/18/2009 8:06:32 PM PST by TChad
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To: Past Your Eyes

Including Mr. Soetoro.


12 posted on 01/18/2009 8:17:53 PM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote.)
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To: joshhiggins

Interesting. The device is not real, but the T-shirts are.


13 posted on 01/18/2009 8:23:15 PM PST by TChad
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To: FreeAtlanta
Why not? He's already had his nose done.


14 posted on 01/18/2009 10:31:22 PM PST by Albion Wilde ("Praise and worship" is my alternate lifestyle.)
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To: LifeComesFirst
It is a dig! The "Hussein" thing included is a give away.
15 posted on 01/18/2009 11:48:37 PM PST by ajay_kumar (Wake me up when the NON-Natural Citizen is out of office.)
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To: FreeAtlanta; LucyT
This free offer will have to be redeemed by Jan 31, 2009.
A birth certificate will need to be provided in order to verify the name and citizenship.
The person will have to be a suitable candidate for LASIK.

Ping.

;-)

16 posted on 01/18/2009 11:59:29 PM PST by fanfan (Update on Constitutional Crisis in Canada.....Click user name)
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