Posted on 01/15/2009 3:56:16 PM PST by presidio9
Revision Studios, famous for the "Princess Diana Gay Bible" has launched Leviticus International, a new website which promises to help unhappy straights become gay. According to film producer Max Mitchell, creator of the site, "Jesus Christ has the power to end heterosexuals' misery and make them happy well-adjusted gays." Mitchell recently produced "Horror In The Wind," about two bio-geneticists who invent an airborne formula that reverses the whole world's sexual orientation.
Leviticus International says straights can be "born again gay" through prayer and Jesus Christ. Joseph "Bo" Kelly, of Las Vegas, NV, a former heterosexual, claims his compulsive attraction to women led him to two suicide attempts. "Now that I'm gay, suicide never crosses my mind. My partner, Todd, and I share so much more than I ever did with any of my four ex wives. I thank God for taking the sinful hetero disorder away."
How does it work? "I got on my knees and asked Jesus to release me from the spell cast by women." It took months and months of prayer until I started noticing guys' butts. Then I met Todd at church. The next thing I knew, it was Super Bowl. We were so excited by the game, let's just say there was dancing in the end zone. We moved out of the trailer into an Italian palazzo with topiary and an herb garden. I can't thank Rev. Karl enough. I'm living proof prayer really works."
Mary Bermanoff, of Dearborn, another ex straight, says she's never been so happy. "I truly am born again. Who knew Jesus could make me a happy lesbian? Twenty years with a man who smelled and never once emptied the recycle bin on the computer was more than I could take. My girlfriend, Janine, actually cooks and brings me coffee
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I thought you had to be born gay?
God isn’t too happy with those who are so flippant with His word I daresay.
Father forgive them, they know not what they say.
Thou shalt not packeth fudge.
“Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable” -—Leviticus 18:22 (TNIV).
“Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error” -—Romans 1:26-27 (TNIV).
These people obviously haven’t read their Bibles.....
Let me guess... “The Spirit moved you” to post this trash?
Ummm..., I think these guys need to read something...
Romans 1:16-32
16 For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ, for it is the power of God to salvation for everyone who believes, for the Jew first and also for the Greek.
17 For in it the righteousness of God is revealed from faith to faith; as it is written, “The just shall live by faith.”
18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who suppress the truth in unrighteousness,
19 because what may be known of God is manifest in them, for God has shown it to them.
20 For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead, so that they are without excuse,
21 because, although they knew God, they did not glorify Him as God, nor were thankful, but became futile in their thoughts, and their foolish hearts were darkened.
22 Professing to be wise, they became fools,
23 and changed the glory of the incorruptible God into an image made like corruptible man—and birds and four-footed animals and creeping things.
24 Therefore God also gave them up to uncleanness, in the lusts of their hearts, to dishonor their bodies among themselves,
25 who exchanged the truth of God for the lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen.
26 For this reason God gave them up to vile passions. For even their women exchanged the natural use for what is against nature.
27 Likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust for one another, men with men committing what is shameful, and receiving in themselves the penalty of their error which was due.
28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a debased mind, to do those things which are not fitting;
29 being filled with all unrighteousness, sexual immorality, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, evil-mindedness; they are whisperers,
30 backbiters, haters of God, violent, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
31 undiscerning, untrustworthy, unloving, unforgiving, unmerciful;
32 who, knowing the righteous judgment of God, that those who practice such things are deserving of death, not only do the same but also approve of those who practice them.
If those people would pay attention to what God said, they would see that being “homosexual” is a “judgement from God” for not recognizing and glorifying God...
Note...
24 Therefore God also gave them up to uncleanness, in the lusts of their hearts, to dishonor their bodies among themselves,
25 who exchanged the truth of God for the lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen.
26 For this reason God gave them up to vile passions. For even their women exchanged the natural use for what is against nature.
27 Likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust for one another, men with men committing what is shameful, and receiving in themselves the penalty of their error which was due.
28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a debased mind, to do those things which are not fitting;
Conversely, recognizing God, accepting His word and glorifying Him is going to have the opposite effect...
These guys (in that article) are crazy.... LOL..
You said — “Let me guess... The Spirit moved you to post this trash?”
It’s okay, it gave me a chance to post that being “homosexual” was *actually God’s judgement* against the person...
I think people should be aware of that.
>> Thou shalt not packeth fudge.
Yeah, I think that’s in... Leviticus, isn’t it?
Personally—I would HAVE TO SAY that the people involved in this have “purchased an irredeemable ticket” to hell!!
I always wonder why God does not do a lighting bolt on some people.
You said — “God isnt too happy with those who are so flippant with His word I daresay.”
Yeah, in my post from Romans, it shows how happy God is about it... :-)
“Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things” (Philippians 3:19).
You said — “These people obviously havent read their Bibles.....”
Of course they have... They’re simply trying to deceive. They know very well but are the *very ones* who are described in that portion of Romans that I quoted...
Ringside seats for either show... Will it be Sodom or Gamorah?
You said — “Father forgive them, they know not what they say.”
Ummmm..., in this case I would say that they know very well what they’re saying. They’re simply the very people that Romans is describing (the part that I quoted in Romans chapter 1) where God have given them over to their vile passions, because they have refused to recognize God or glorify Him as our Creator God...
They are getting what they deserve..., as Romans says...
>>I thought you had to be born gay?<<
I’m pretty sure its a parody...
Incidently, my college roomate was an identical twin who could not have been more heterosexual. His brother went to the school and was flamingly gay. Homosexuality is a learned behavior. That explains its prevelance in cultures that embrace it the way the ancient greeks did.
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