The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Thursday, January 15,2009

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[SE Mom]

It’s ok- don’t worry- the climate freaks will explain to you how this cold weather is the RESULT of global warming.

[Fudd Fan]

Mark had to make a personal visit to the thread to set you straight.

Except TGO posted to ME! lol
Clint gave us a BUM STEER [no worries tho, we still luv him!]

[ct_libertarian]

Everything makes starts to make sense if you keep the end game these guys want in mind:
America Delenda Est.

[Fudd Fan]

We still luv ya!!!!

signed,
SOME PEOPLE

[Fudd Fan]

She also said it on her website.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Already they're haughtily proclaiming that only morons confuse weather with climate.

But they forget all the times they themselves try to blame unusually hot weather and hurricanes on global warming.

[Roccus]

TY, FF

[Fudd Fan]

If ozero’s IQ is 127, then I have 20 points on him.

Not sure if I could read a prompTer as well, but maybe if I practiced a lot.

[Clint N. Suhks]

[Fudd Fan]

Nah, he’s Fred Sanford... and michelle-ma-belle is Aunt Esther!

I like the Sanford & Son song as his theme. Don’t know why but it makes me laugh.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Yes, we do still love him.

(Even though he made us look like idiots in front of Mark.)

[rightinthemiddle]

NYSlimes article on wiretapping Rush was talking about:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/16/washington/16fisa.html?hp

[ct_libertarian]

"Hope and Change" - it's a COOKBOOK!

Great tag line.
My wife likes this guy's poem about "hope and change", you might too.

[rightinthemiddle]

Wow, yer smart.

I got 12 on him.

So, we can call him “stupid.”

[Fudd Fan]

[Fudd Fan]

Awesome poem. Scarey, but awesome.

[Fudd Fan]

So, we can call him “stupid.

Yes, we can!

[PogySailor]

The failout continues..

[AGreatPer]

"I knew George Jefferson, Mr. Obama; and you Sir are no George Jefferson."

Funny line. I'm using that at the Pub tonight.

You should be a writer for SensiUrn (sp?) stand up comedy.
BTW, we haven't seen him around in awhile.

[ct_libertarian]

The winners and the successful are going to be the ones to pay for it