Posted on 01/15/2009 8:17:08 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Really? Good grief, it might be a pony :)
Not sure....just read it in a post on FR.
Mark had to make a personal visit to the thread to set you straight.
I love you Rush! LOL
Can you tell I’m desperate? LOL! Looking for any small, slim, smidgen of good news under the pile.
Welcome to my world.
Been there done that with Mark.
IIRC, I even got an on-air mention for being “half right” the next day.
};^)
“Battling Climate change....” As I look out my window to see snow falling and subzero temperature.
Rush needs to stay on the Climate Change Hoax...weekly for the next few years.
We have no voice on this issue. The Media owns it.
That would presume ozero believes there's ANYone smarter than he is.
Michelle Malkin said that she THINKS the Geithner nom will be withdrawn, Friday late to mitigate the news coverage.
Well, you could always de-rail it by talking about........candles.
Good grief Lindsey, could you shove your nose any further into his ...?
I’m in Chicago, and I haven’t seen global warming. So far, this winter, O’Hare got about 40” of snow, and that’s almost the average amount for a whole winter. The high here, today, will be about 0.
And last night Charles Krauthammer almost gushed as he
proclaimed his meeting with 0zero was “off the record”.
So did Larry Kudlow, I just wanted to puke!
amen that......last nite George Noory had some fool sayin that since slight heat temps have risen we are seeing “weather engines” causing this extreme cold spell....I’m series
...and the media ownes it......more than most know.....carbon credits will be via GE worldwide who ownes all thigs NBC or..................BIG MEDIA
I read the Obama’s IQ is 127. He should find many people who are more intelligent than he is.
“Movin’ on up.....”
I knew George Jefferson, Mr. Obama; and you Sir are no George Jefferson.
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