Posted on 01/15/2009 8:17:08 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Wow such an interesting Chris Plante show today pre-Rush
(Snicker)
Obama Picks Hint at Gas Price Hikes
"In fairness, Salazar strongly opposed offshore drilling but never said he actually wanted the price of gas to skyrocket. The same cannot be said of secretary of energy nominee Steven Chu.
Last September, he told The Wall Street Journal that "somehow we have to figure out how to boost the price of gasoline to the levels in Europe."
European gas taxes are much higher than in the United States and are designed to force people to drive less or not at all. At the time of Chu’s comment, the "levels in Europe" were above $8 a gallon."
Yeah baby. Eight dollars a gallon will sure as hell stimulate the economy won't it? Like a hand grenade in pumpkin!
Yesterdays Rush show was a hoot. That radio stunt (Barry luncheon) was classic Rush.
Howdy - Chris Plant?
Wonder if Rush will address the fact that Giethner applied for and received recompense from the IMF for the taxes he didn’t pay.
I remember when Carter was president, it was said of him that he had very low intelligence people on his staff because he was intimidated by “smarts” and wanted no one on his staff who was smarter than he viewed himself.
I am beginning to think the same of Barry.
Years ago I started saying that liberalism is a cross between a religious cult and mental illness. My opinion is constantly reinforced and often verified.
From www.anncoulter.com:
QUOTATIONS FROM CHAIRMAN ANN January 15, 2009, 9:52 PM MEDIA THIS WEEK -
Wed -- FNC's Red Eye!
Thursday -- CNN's Showbiz Tonight
and . . .
Friday -- THE RUSH LIMBAUGH SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excellent!
Rush and Ann make a great team.
Oil at 35.50/bbl.
Natural gas at 4.80/mcf.
It pains me to imagine what That One will do when he is smoking in the White House.
And the question will be: “WHAT is he smoking?”
i want rush to come clean. how many “o’s” did he pry of comptuer key boards, and how many times he jumped on the bed in the lincoln bedroom?
and did he sit at the desk in the oval office?
Yes they do!!
BTW, washer is fine. just had too much clothes in it and was out of balance.
and the question will be: “WHAT is he smoking?”
...answer is....” He has it smoked for him”
......................Larry Sinclair
Good morning, megaRushIsTheGoldStandarddittos from Biggirl. :) =^..^= PING!!!!
Can you please IMPR set up today the Sean Hannity Show Thread and do the GIANT PING as well, THANKS! :) =^..^=
LOL (But still - ewwwwwwwwwwwwww)
Ah, lucky you. I still have a pipe missing.
Yes I can. I’m setting an outlook reminder Right now so I won’t forget. :)
Good Cardinal morning!!!
I advise you to look at this weeks USA TODAY sports weekly and see who they think will win Sunday.
So are you going or not?
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