Posted on 01/11/2009 10:44:45 PM PST by Lorianne
During the past three years, Fairlawn police have been called to the Chuck E. Cheese's on West Market Street 49 times. ___ That's more calls than any other stand-alone business in the city including bars.
Only Summit Mall, a 120-store behemoth, produces more police reports.
Apparently, this is not particularly unusual. The Chuckster seems to be developing a national reputation for disorderly conduct.
If you haven't parented young kids during the past couple of decades, Chuck E. Cheese's is a nationwide chain of human anthills that are half-gaming parlor, half-pizza parlor, designed specifically for children. Well, except for the beer and wine.
I always thought the availability of alcohol was a well-conceived bribe to win over parents who normally would not be amenable to spending a couple of hours in a place where the noise level approximates that of the Blue Angels' afterburners.
Over the years, I have occasionally screwed up my courage and ventured into the never-ending whirl of yelling, running, screaming, jumping, falling, leaping and crashing. I am always struck not only by the incongruity between fuzzy robotic cartoon animals and free-flowing Budweiser, but also by the big age range among the kids.
Obviously, a big age range creates big size differences. And when large kids and small kids are mingling in an atmosphere of perpetual chaos crawling through mazes and diving into small plastic balls things can get a bit dicey.
Mix in a wide cross section of adults including the type who never use their turn signals and wouldn't hold the door for somebody without a court order and perhaps it's no wonder things can get a bit messy. Or more.
Major blow-ups
According to the Wall Street Journal, law-enforcement officials across the country say Chuck E. has played host to a remarkable number of arguments and fights, mostly involving adults.
At some locations, the confrontations have been so heated that maybe Chuck E. a smiling mouse who wears a ball cap ought to vacate in favor of the Chucky in the horror movies.
In Brookfield, Wis., last year, seven cops were needed to break up a melee involving 40 people who were knocking over chairs and screaming at each other right in front of the stage where a singing chicken and a guitar-playing hound dog deliver their merry tunes. That was only one of 12 fights there that required police action.
Whack-a-Mole, indeed.
In Toledo, four mothers were arrested after a brawl that followed an argument about the length of time someone's daughters were hanging out at a drawing machine. Ten people squared off. In the featured bout, one loving mother was using the entrance rope as makeshift nunchucks, swinging the metal hook at another of the loving mothers.
What's next, beer pong in convents?
''A lot of it is perceived actions against children, or somebody bumps into somebody and it becomes verbal,'' Fairlawn Police Chief Kenneth Walsh says.
''And a lot of it . . . is the 'Mother Bear' feeling. They're protecting their children. There's a dispute over [game] tokens or somebody thinks another customer is using a machine too long, and it becomes argumentative.''
Walsh says none of his 49 disturbances ended in an arrest. Often, he says, at least one of the squabbling parties has departed by the time officers arrive.
Jackson is mellower
In contrast to Fairlawn's track record, Chuck E.'s joint on The Strip in Jackson Township seems downright sedate. Jackson Township Police Chief Harley Neftzer says that last year, his department was called to only four incidents that merited a report: two thefts, a fire and a shoving match in the parking lot.
''I don't have any grandkids yet,'' Neftzer says, ''but I wouldn't be hesitant about sending anybody at all to our particular location.''
The Chuck E.'s are owned by a Texas company, CEC Entertainment, which runs more than 525 of them, 19 in Ohio and three near Akron.
The third is in Parma, near Parmatown Mall.
A spokesman for the Parma Police Department says their Chuck's doesn't have a reputation for brawling, but that things have not always been dreamy.
''For a while, they were hiring our officers to work in there because of incidents of theft and things of that nature,'' Detective Marty Compton says.
''You know, a parent gets up to go play with their kid and all of a sudden somebody walks out with a purse.''
Liquid courage?
Although mixing toddlers and booze might sound dissonant, authorities say alcohol usually is not a factor in the flare-ups. Nationally, only a few Chuck E.'s have discontinued liquor sales. Beer and wine are still available in this area, including Jackson Township, where Chuck has been leading a mellow life.
Lindsey Phillabaum, a manager there, attributes the lack of arguments to her particular clientele. She also says employees try to swoop down on any conflicts before they escalate.
In Fairlawn, says General Manager Jamie Rohrer, the problem is not so much the type of people but their number.
''It's just because it's crowded,'' she says. ''People just get irritated. When it comes to people's kids, they just get off the edge.''
Her palace of overstimulation has taken to hiring off-duty sheriff's deputies on winter weekends, which are the biggest period of the year both for crowds and disagreements.
But keep in mind that, even in Fairlawn, you're not exactly taking your life in your hands. Conflicts are relatively rare, and often a good time can be had by all. Even adults (not mentioning any names) have been known to revel in some of the games of skill.
As corporate spokeswoman Brenda Holloway points out, ''We served approximately 75 million people in 2008, and the occurrences are actually very rare.''
Still, whether Chuck E. Cheese's is consistently ''a magical place for families,'' as its telephone greeting insists, is open to debate.
Been there a few times: never had a problem.
I don’t remember alcohol being served at the ONE Chuck E. that I was at.
I have no idea why I ever went in there. Hungry for Pizza I guess.
I’ll never darken the door of another one.
A lot probably depends upon the neighborhood. Never did like the place. Funny to think than Chuck E. Cheese needs a bouncer.
Maybe they should call it Chuck Your Cheese.
When I was in high school, a lot of kids would go there after getting stoned to eat pizza and watch the show. Didn’t realize they still exist.
Mix alcohol with a bunch of self righteous parents who think their kids can’t do wrong and you have a recipe for trouble.
Or maybe Up Chuck Your Cheese.
Chucky Cheese has the worst pizza I have ever eaten in my life. I guess they make it for a childs palate.
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I’ve always called it Chuck E. Rat’s.
No kidding. The cheapest store-brand frozen pizza is much better. So is the box it came in.
I guess they make it for a childs palate.
I don't think it's made for anyone's palate. The money comes from the games; they don't want kids sitting around eating pizza.
I remember the first time I went into a Chuck E. Cheese after I got out of the Army. I had some pizza there. One hour later, I broke out in hives.
has never happened before or since...and I did eat at a CEC about 10 years ago, with no ill effects.
One of the funniest posts I have read in a very long time.
LOL
Then, I am lucky I have never eaten any. LOL
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