New US Sen Roland Burris--- Not a Virgin in A Chicago Whorehouse
"I'm Bambi. Ever hear of Burris Butt Bingo?"
Posted on 01/09/2009 4:39:10 AM PST by Kaslin
ust consider this to be constructive criticism aimed at idiots who are too dumb to ever take it.
The Prop 8 mob in California: How bizarre is it to see gangs of angry, atheistic, liberal homosexuals in California -- who seem to spend 98% of their free time lecturing everybody else in America about tolerance -- invading churches and getting ordinary people fired for daring to disagree with them? If Christians had been getting the Prop 8 punks fired, we'd have to endure 20 years of Oscar winning movies about the oppression gays in California suffered for their beliefs.
PS: Stop acting like perverts in those public parades, you weirdos.
Celebrities who want to be political: If people really cared about the political opinions of celebrities, next week's Meet the Press would feature Sean Penn, Kanye West, and Ben Affleck.
The "Mac Guy:" Hey, look at me, I'm so trendy and hip! Not like the guy we have representing PCs, who looks like Mitch McConnell. Enjoy my faux cool vibe -- it'll make you feel like you have a happening friend and then you'll buy a Mac!
Reality TV: It seemed harmless enough when the Real World debuted, but once the TV execs figured out it was easier and cheaper to put semi-famous morons on the tube instead of actually doing something creative, these shows were suddenly everywhere. Over time, the producers had to dig deeper and deeper for "talent" -- and I use that word very loosely. Now, "reality TV" means shows like Real Chance Of Love and Charm School that feature "real people" who would annoy the living hell out of you if you had to be around them for five minutes. Isn't that why the public is watching TV in the first place -- so they can get away from people like that?
Spammers, telemarketers, and junk mailers: They make a living stealing other people's time and they usually peddle garbage. Everybody who works as a spammer, junk mailer, or telemarketer should have their names put on the lists of all the other spammers, junk mailers, and telemarketers in the country so they can get a taste of what they do to everyone else.
Unions: There's something to be said for workers banding together to improve their lot in life, but there's nothing to be said for riding entire companies into the ground because of your out-of-control greed.
The Senate GOP: At least eighty percent of them don't believe in anything other than getting re-elected and they seem to have a distinct distaste for most of the people who sent them to Washington. How we ended up with such a sorry collection of puffed up, vertebrae-free jackanapes representing the Right, I'll never know.
The people in charge of making war movies in Hollywood: During World War II, Hollywood cranked out pro-war films left and right. But, the only notable pro-war movie that came out in the last eight years was Team America: World Police -- which featured puppets!
Wait, wait -- to be fair, Hollywood did also make Valkyrie, a movie about the heroism of German soldiers trying to stop Hitler. If only there were any heroic soldiers like that around today, ones that the American people could better relate to, for Hollywood to make movies about.
Barack Obama: Don't get me started. There just isn't enough time in the day.
The King: Burger King's mascot is creepy and it's slightly disturbing that he's associated with food products. That's exactly whom you want preparing your food, isn't it? An eerie guy in a mask who never speaks?
The airlines: Security is a hassle, customer service is mediocre, they're too careless with luggage, it takes too long to get through an airport, and flying is too expensive. No wonder people are less excited about getting on an airplane than getting a root canal.
Lawyers: America's legal profession is over run with amoral, ambulance-chasing shysters who have nothing better to do than to try to make millions of dollars looting productive people and companies.
"Oh, but John, you wouldn't say something like that if you needed a lawyer right now!"
Should they be thanked for setting up that kind of system? It's like a dog being forced to hire a tick to defend itself from the other ticks on its back trying to suck its blood.
Global Warming Nuts: Just because you shout "science" a dozen times and have managed to politically intimidate a large percentage of the scientific world that disagrees with you into silence, doesn't mean you have the slightest idea what you're talking about.
America's newspapers: Never has there been a group of people more dishonest about their biases, more contemptuous of their audience, and more falsely convinced of their own irreplaceability than America's newspapermen. Meanwhile, the whole industry is dying a slow death and their primary reaction has been to wonder why no one seems very upset about their demise.
New US Sen Roland Burris--- Not a Virgin in A Chicago Whorehouse
"I'm Bambi. Ever hear of Burris Butt Bingo?"
You have a very good tag line! I love it! It reminds me of what a pastor (Ron Dunn) in Fort Worth said about love:
“The opposite of love is not hate; the opposite of love is indifference!”
Another said, “No decision, is a decision! And no choice is a choice!”
Burris got nearly 92% of 2001 campaign money from Joseph Stroud, to the tune of more than $1 mil.
“Like I tell everybody else, you can give me $1 or $1 million, what I’ll guarantee you is good government,” Burris said.
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Another said, “No decision, is a decision! And no choice is a choice!”
I like those too
"Ach der lieber.....Kaleefurrneeah bankrupt? Duz dat mean
I gotda chainch my plans abat runnin for prezeedunt?"
" Chonny and Wooty, you two RINOS bettah make udder plans.
Ai gotda vunny veeling dah Reepublucan Potty tinks RINOS are pure crapola."
" Ai hear RINOS kin get jobs as Val-Mart greeters, Home Depot paint mixers
unt McD's ketchop pumpers, or vaiters at Ved Lopstah."
"Ai kiss anyboty's tookus to gets dah money to bailout Kaleefurnia. Mebee Ai
trow Maria off dah ski livt at Sun Valley. Ai getda nashynal symputty ven
anodder Kennedee goes kaput."
Excellent.
Bump.
"Pure as the driven snow.......no one in Chicago even comes close."
Too thin!
Adding Barney Frank to the list would be redundant, no?
Thanks for the headsup and the link.
attitude bump. but frankly, it’s a bit too muted for me.
I like her glasses...
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Winner of the Best Election Night Performance Award in the category of:
"I Know Nothing About this Republican Disaster."
"Thank you very much. I am very honored."
" But I could not have done it without the help of all the punkeos--David Frum,
Michael Gerson, David Brooks, Richard Perle, and my Dearest Daddy."
" Sniffle---my Dearest Daddy who was Giuliani's foreign policy advisor said, " "The historical task and political purpose of neoconservatism would seem to be.....to convert the Republican Party and American conservatism in general, against their respective wills, into a new kind of conservative politics suitable to governing a modern democracy."
"Sob."
"I especially want to thank punkneo Douglas Feith for faking documents on his
home computer so we punkneos could dupe the president."
"Without Doug we would not have been able to transfer trillions of US dollars
into the Mideast, into the pockets of war profiteers, which enabled Richard Perle
to startup an oil business in Iraq with his cut."
Kristol smirked: "Making Iraq safe for Perle's oil business with US tax dollars was truly a noble punkneo effort."
I would like to add my cheating ex-wife and the family court judge who rewarded her for it by giving her almost everything.
I don't want to hear any more about how being a Senator qualifies as "service to the country". Each of the 100 have their own little fiefdoms, and staffers and lobbyists to kiss their rings and pay for their vacations.
IMO, "serving one's country" is being a Border Patrol agent, military service, etc.
Microsoft and Windows XP Service Pack 3In fact that's a BIG you suck.
When it auto downloads, 'upgrades', and &%$&# up your computer, unless you have access to another pc and then do a lot of clicking on MS websites only then will you find ... wah-la .. its for Intel Processors ONLY.
If you have an AMT processor or ATI Motherboard it's NOT for you. (Gee, thanks MS. I needed to reformat my hard drive anyway!(not)) Annnnnnnd this "issue" has been known since XP SP3 was issued, last June iirc, and MS still hasn't addressed this conflict.
There is an easier fix for the crash that will occur than reformatting - IF - you know about it. But that still involves following a specific procedure and getting into your registry, finding SP3 and changing one number's value. Now how many people know or WANT to %$*& around with their registry? How about ... almost NOBODY you assh*les!
So MS ... You Suck, You Suck, You Suck!
You suck David Simon.
Because it's obvious she doesn't eat burgers and fries
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