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Winner of the Best Election Night Performance Award in the category of:
"I Know Nothing About this Republican Disaster."
"Thank you very much. I am very honored."
" But I could not have done it without the help of all the punkeos--David Frum,
Michael Gerson, David Brooks, Richard Perle, and my Dearest Daddy."
" Sniffle---my Dearest Daddy who was Giuliani's foreign policy advisor said, " "The historical task and political purpose of neoconservatism would seem to be.....to convert the Republican Party and American conservatism in general, against their respective wills, into a new kind of conservative politics suitable to governing a modern democracy."
"Sob."
"I especially want to thank punkneo Douglas Feith for faking documents on his
home computer so we punkneos could dupe the president."
"Without Doug we would not have been able to transfer trillions of US dollars
into the Mideast, into the pockets of war profiteers, which enabled Richard Perle
to startup an oil business in Iraq with his cut."
Kristol smirked: "Making Iraq safe for Perle's oil business with US tax dollars was truly a noble punkneo effort."