Labor Department unveils unemployment training program

The Daily Redundancy ^

[chordmaster]

WASHINGTON, DC - The Labor Department today unveiled a new program to help benefit recipients deal with extended unemployment guidelines. Included in the program is a training video detailing unemployment maintenance techniques... (see video here)

[Red Badger]

Who the heck needs training to be unemployed?............

[csmusaret]

We don’t need unemployment training. Millions already know all about it.

[Dr. Ursus]

How to use a shovel??

[Always Independent]

How to apply for welfare and a handout!

[Tarpon]

Half of you, you do know what half is don't you, move to the left, the other half move to the right. You on the left will learn digging holes, you on the right will learn filling the holes up. We will work in two shifts, first dig, then fill. OK, grab your stimulus package provided shovel and follow me.

These directions will be repeated in Spanish in case you just arrived in our welcoming country.

[FFranco]

Gold bricker training. Anyone collecting unemployment is nothing but a socialist drone.

[Red Badger]

The fastest way to get a person to find a job: Cut off unemployment checks.........

[spokeshave]

"How to apply for welfare and a handout!"

Like in the UK....you need to know how to fill in a UB40 form in order to graduate (escape from school).

UB40 = unemployment benefits form.

[Tzimisce]

Here’s a shovel - there is the dirt. Now get to practicing.

[screaminsunshine]

Wow. What will they come up with next to give government employees a job and screw the rest of us. Time for a new way. I am joining the Capitalist insurgency. Revolt while we still can.

[screaminsunshine]

Whats the # for the “ unemployable” form. We need millions of them for the Obamans.