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Path of least resistance.

When you cannot stop the gangs, drug traffickers, and kidnappers, go after people who chew gum.

1 posted on 01/07/2009 12:43:59 PM PST by Red in Blue PA
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To: Red in Blue PA
All they gotta do is stop them in the street and ask them, "Did you bring enough for everybody?"
2 posted on 01/07/2009 12:45:56 PM PST by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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. . . but. ..but it takes seven years to digest! /s

They could pay those chicklet selling kids a nickel for every wad they scrape off the walk. End poverty I say.
4 posted on 01/07/2009 12:48:14 PM PST by stentorian conservative
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To: Red in Blue PA

Earth to Mexico, there’s no solution to the “tragedy of the commons”. Good luck.


5 posted on 01/07/2009 12:48:26 PM PST by Tublecane
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To: Red in Blue PA

Gobs of gum everywhere? Great way to spread TB!


6 posted on 01/07/2009 12:51:08 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ("Don't touch that thing! I'm a doctor, and I won't touch that thing!)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Gum control.


7 posted on 01/07/2009 12:52:29 PM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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Gum on the sidewalk of Praed Street in London. Governments in Britain spend an estimated $305 million a year cleaning up chewing gum.
Photograph by Jonathan Player for The New York Times

Gum That Won’t Stick to Shoes? It’s in the Works

By JOHN TAGLIABUE
Published: December 26, 2007

9 posted on 01/07/2009 1:03:42 PM PST by beaversmom
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To: Red in Blue PA

Gracious. Mexico sucks. Their people are being slaughtered or running out of the place by the thousands and they’re worried about GUM. Their problem is they have a country full of people living 18th century sanitation. And I’m tired of them bringing it here.

THE WAR NEXT DOOR

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2151549/posts

[snips]“How do you begin to understand that so many people are dying in Mexico? More than 5,000 casualties because of “narcotrafficking.” That’s more than all of the American troops that have died fighting an actual war in Iraq.”

One grisly new tactic is beheadings. A headless corpse hung above a busy highway almost two hours before police covered it with a sheet - the head found in a nearby park.

In Tijuana, nine men were decapitated last month, three of them policemen, their badges stuck in their mouths - some of the 40 murders in Tijuana occurred in just one weekend.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/12/16/eveningnews/main4672172.shtml


13 posted on 01/07/2009 1:19:37 PM PST by AuntB (The right to vote in America: Blacks 1870; Women 1920; Native Americans 1925)
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HEDLY LAMAR: “Well, I hope you brought enough for everybody.”


14 posted on 01/07/2009 1:26:12 PM PST by TexGuy (If it has the slimmest of chances of being considered sarcasm ... IT IS!)
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No, don’t ever, ever swallow it. It will get stuck in your pyloric valve (whatever that is), according to my high school biology teacher.


15 posted on 01/07/2009 4:51:28 PM PST by goldi
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