[Old Sarge]

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DTG 060215Z JAN 09

T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

SUBJ: ZOT

RE: POST 80

1. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONFIRMED REPEAT CONFIRMED TROLL SIGHTING, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION. FR MOD COMMAND HAS EXECUTED COMMAND-DIRECTED ZORCH ON TARGET (ZOT).

2. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONCLUDED BATTLE DAMAGE ASSESSMENT (BDA) FOLLOWING STRIKE TERMINATION ORDER. BDA EVALUATES STRIKE EFFECT AS LEVEL-ONE “CREMATION”.

3. ALL ELEMENTS ARE AUTHORIZED TO EXECUTE OPTION “DOGPILE” UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MSG. GENERAL ORDER ONE IS SUSPENDED THIS OCCASION.

4. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO RALLY POINT URSULA FOR AFTER-ACTION REVIEW (AAR) AND AUTHORIZED LINE DANCE UPON TROLL REMAINS. CONSUMPTION OF ADULT BEVERAGES IS FURTHER ENCOURAGED.

5. ADMIN NOTE: INTERESTED PARTIES MAY BE INCLUDED IN, OR REMOVED FROM, THE VIKING KITTIES TROLL-WATCH ALERT ROSTER BY FREEPMAILING THE WATCH NCOIC, CODENAME “OLD SARGE”, SUBJECT: ALERT ROSTER.

6. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: VALHALLA-OVERLORD.

7. WISHING YOU ALL A HAPPY NEW YEAR. WATCH NCOIC SENDS.

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NOTHING FOLLOWS

EOM EOM EOM

[trisham]

He didn’t last long. Thank goodness.

[Viking2002]

Damn. Sittin' on the latrine again when it gets hot.

IATZ. *SIGH*

[missnry]

THE TROLL IS ANGRY WITH HIS BANISHMENT FROM FREEREPUBLIC:

[gwilhelm56]

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DTG 060215Z JAN 09

T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

SUBJ: ZOT***

That can push the LIBERALS and the Black Helicopter LIbertarians over the PARANOIA deep end... LOL!!

[reagan_fanatic]

Rats - missed another one. All that’s left is a smouldering hole in the ground.

Good job, Kitties.

[anonsquared]

Good job Sarge!

In honor of your lightening like troll zot reflexes, I am not only going to immediately buy a copy of GUILTY for myself but will buy another copy of GUILTY along with TREASON and donate them to the local high school library. If we mold their minds before they hit college, they’ll have the ammo to deal with the liberal professors when they are across the firing lines from them.