Omar Bakri Wants Followers To Convert Aliens (not satire)

The Sun (UK) ^ | 3 January 2008 | By SIMON HUGHES

[MaestroLC]

PREACHER of hate Omar Bakri is boldly going where no imam has gone before — ordering followers to convert ALIENS to Islam.

Bakri, acting like a character from sci-fi film Mars Attacks, said Muslims must not only spread the word worldwide but also across the galaxy.

Bakri, 50, declared: “We are obliged as Muslims to make the whole galaxy subservient to almighty Allah. Allah has created all living beings in order to obey him and worship him.”

Last night a security source quipped: “Perhaps he could show his people the way — it would give everyone a break if he was beamed up.”

Syrian-born Bakri, who sparked outrage by praising the 9/11 bombers, spoke from exile in Lebanon. But he is in hiding there after local police accused him of setting up a terror training camp.

Bakri is petrified he will be tortured if he is locked up and plans to escape to a safe haven. He said: “I must get out. I am talking to people about getting a new name, new passport.”

[MaestroLC]

Doctor Who: "Look at these people. Consider their potential. From them moment they stepped foot on the planet and blinking stepped into the Sun. There is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do...no, hold on... Sorry, that's the Lion King."

[tbpiper]

See, that’s what happens when you let algae build up in the bong.

[Clintonfatigued]

Does this mean that we’ll have terrorists in space? Will they be bombing alien passenger craft? Will they take extraterrestrials hostage? Crash their airplanes onto skyscrapers on other planets?

You really cannot make this stuff up.

[ApplegateRanch]

Rael

will not be happy.

OTOH, I would love to see him try to convert a feral Thetan.

[fieldmarshaldj]

"Salaam Alaykum and Nanoo Nanoo" ?

[Impy]

Scientology meets Radical Islam. Fun.

Great plot for a B movie. Al Queda versus the Martians. Let the little green fellas be the good guys for once.

[AuntB]

Some time back, several people posted the relationship that has prospered between Islam and Mexico. There are 13 mosques in Mexico, and there are Latino Mosques in the USA.