The NOT Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Friday, January 2, 2009 - MARK STEYN Subs

The EIB Network ^ | 01/02/09 | Mark Steyn

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush. G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[Purrcival]

Purrcival checking in. Mark Steyn has me laughing so hard that I can barely type!

[navynucmom]

Thanks for the ping as always....working and lurking.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Not sure, but did give me an opportunity to use this gem...

[navynucmom]

tag change.

[NonValueAdded]

Fox Radio News at noon ET predicts Patterson will name Caroline Kennedy to, you know, take the place of, you know, Hillary. She will vie with Al Franken for the title of Senate Clown. Harry Reid is the permanent Fool.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

ROFL!

[ct_libertarian]

Hey Freeps!
Mark Steyn dittos!

[nutmeg]

I'm saving my shoes for OBAMA

Oh that's good! Can that image be blown up a bit in size?

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Did Al Franken win?

Is Coleman going to fight?

I’ve slacked in paying attention.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Probably by someone far more talented than am I. :)

[nutmeg]

Mark Steyn has me laughing so hard that I can barely type!

Same here! Steyn really should get his own syndicated talk radio show... I think it would be a big success.

[ChicagoConservative27]

Congress has so few moderate Republicans that at least in the Senate they could squeeze into a Volkswagen Beetle.

Their ranks have dwindled in recent elections. Those who remain in politics have been marginalized by their own party, which has inexorably veered to the right over the last generation.

But this beleaguered minority has an opportunity to wield outsized influence on what President-elect Barack Obama can accomplish in Congress.

(Excerpt) Read more at latimes.com ...

[Clint N. Suhks]

Woo Hoo!

Mark Steyn!

Did you temporarily revoke the Restraining Order for Honest Conservative and Bubbles?!!!!

[nutmeg]

I tried to increase its size within the HTML, but was unable to do it. Oh well... guess I'll have to break down and BUY it. LOL

[ct_libertarian]

Yup. that's typical Connecticut.

[Just Lori]

Restraining order, Smedley?

[Clint N. Suhks]

You have to work today? :o(

Me to...

[nutmeg]

Last I heard, Franken was ahead by about 50 votes (they keep "finding" votes for Franken, according to most reporters on Fox News). I think they still have to examine about 1,300 absentee ballots. I haven't heard that Coleman was "fighting". Sure hope he is.

How despicable it would be to have that idiot Stuart Smalley as a United States Senator...

[ChicagoConservative27]

Howdy hun.

[RobFromGa]